1 00:00:16,966 --> 00:00:20,970 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 2 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,591 ♪ 3 00:01:56,116 --> 00:02:01,121 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 4 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:05,625 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 5 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:10,630 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 6 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,132 ♪ GA-- ♪ HMM, "PERMITO." 7 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,660 [ Man ] GAILLARDIA ? 8 00:02:42,278 --> 00:02:44,280 GAILLARDIA ? 9 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:57,293 WELL ? 10 00:03:02,298 --> 00:03:04,300 ARCHIVES. 11 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,705 [ Keys Jingling ] 12 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,978 [ Rings ] YES ? 13 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,980 I FOUND GAILLARDIA, SIR. 14 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:56,986 IT COMES UNDER THE DEPARTMENT OF MISCELLANEOUS TERRITORIES-- MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. 15 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,758 [ Chiming ] 16 00:04:25,381 --> 00:04:29,518 - CADOGAN, YOUR TEA. - THANK YOU, MOTHER. 17 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:32,522 ARTHUR, DRINK YOURS BEFORE IT GETS COLD. 18 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,527 IS THE NEWS ANY BRIGHTER THIS MORNING ? 19 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,029 THEY'VE BURIED HARTINGTON. HARTINGTON ? 20 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:43,032 THEY HAD ISTANBUL WHEN WE HAD BELGRADE. 21 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:45,534 HOW MANY PARAGRAPHS ? TWO. 22 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,537 OH, ONLY TWO. POOR MILDRED, 23 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:50,540 - SHE WILL BE DISAPPOINTED. - WHAT DID THEY SAY ? 24 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:54,544 I PAID FOR YOUR COPY OF THE TIMES, BUT I'M DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO READ IT FOR YOU. 25 00:04:54,911 --> 00:04:56,913 [ Phone Rings ] 26 00:04:56,913 --> 00:04:59,916 OH, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE ! ALL RIGHT. 27 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:02,551 I'LL ANSWER IT. 28 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:05,554 OH, LEAVE IT, LEAVE IT. [ Ringing Continues ] 29 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,558 I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE. ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN. 30 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:12,061 YES, INDEED. CADOGAN. 31 00:05:12,061 --> 00:05:15,064 CADOGAN, YOU'RE WANTED AT THE MINISTRY. THEY SAY IT'S URGENT. 32 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:17,066 URGENT ? SURELY NOT. 33 00:05:17,066 --> 00:05:19,568 OVERWORKED AND UNDERSTAFFED AS YOU CLAIM TO BE, 34 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:23,072 IT IS CONCEIVABLE THAT EVEN IN YOUR DEPARTMENT SOMETHING MIGHT ARISE. 35 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:26,075 I SHALL THEREFORE ADVISE YOU TO GO ! YES, SIR ! 36 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:29,194 - OH, I'M FRIGHTFULLY-- - GET OUT ! GET OUT ! 37 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:32,698 WHILE THE FURNITURE IS STILL INTACT. 38 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:35,702 YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN THE CHESSINGTONS ARE IN TOWN TODAY WITH ANGELA. 39 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:39,205 SHE'LL WANT TO SEE YOU. BUT WHEN ? 40 00:05:39,205 --> 00:05:41,707 I'M LUNCHING AT THE CLUB BETWEEN 12:00 AND 3:00. 41 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:44,710 AND I'M PLAYING SQUASH WITH BINKIE AT 5:00. 42 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:47,714 I SUPPOSE I COULD GIVE HER TEA AT FORTNUM'S AROUND 4:00. 43 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:50,716 TELL HER TO BRING HER RAINCOAT. 44 00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,719 WHY ? IT'S QUITE A NICE DAY. 45 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,721 OH, GET OUT ! 46 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:01,728 SOMETIMES I WONDER EXACTLY WHAT I'VE SIRED. 47 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:04,731 HE NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE ANGELA. SHE'LL TAKE HIM IN HAND. 48 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,233 BUT HE SHOWS ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST. 49 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:09,235 IT'S THAT MUSTACHE OF HERS. 50 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:11,237 SOMETHING CAN BE DONE ABOUT THAT. 51 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:14,740 THE FACT IS HE COMPLETELY LACKS AMBITION. I'VE DONE WHAT I CAN FOR HIM. 52 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:17,744 BUT THEY MUST THINK SOMETHING OF HIM TO GIVE HIM THAT DEPARTMENT. 53 00:06:18,244 --> 00:06:21,747 MISCELLANEOUS TERRITORIES ? IN MY DAY IT WAS KNOWN AS THE DUSTBIN. 54 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,559 AHA. HELLO. 55 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,561 CARLTON-BROWNE ? YES. 56 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:39,565 THE MINISTER'S BEEN WAITING TO SEE YOU SINCE 10:00. ME ? 57 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:43,068 IS THIS A LEG-PULL ? THERE'S AN URGENT DISPATCH FROM GAILLARDIA. 58 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,072 WHAT'S THAT ? IT WAS A COLONY. 59 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,574 OH, IN THAT CASE, IT'S NOT MY PIGEON, IS IT ? 60 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,576 APPARENTLY IT IS NOW. 61 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,082 OH. THEN, WHO'S OUR FELLOW OUT THERE ? 62 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,084 THAT'S JUST IT. THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANYONE THERE. 63 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,586 THE DISPATCHER ASSIGNED DAVIDSON, BUT HE OUGHT TO HAVE RETURNED IN 1916. 64 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:04,590 I SEE. I WONDER IF THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG. 65 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:07,092 I MEAN, HE'S SIMPLY NOT ON THE BALL, IS HE ? 66 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,462 RODGERS, WHAT'S THE LAST THING WE HAVE ON THE FILE ? 67 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:12,714 A MESSAGE OF LOYALTY ON THE ACCESSION OF THE QUEEN, C.B. 68 00:07:12,715 --> 00:07:15,718 I SAY, THAT'S FRIGHTFULLY SLACK. NEARLY SIX YEARS. 69 00:07:15,718 --> 00:07:18,220 OH, NOT THIS QUEEN-- VICTORIA. 70 00:07:18,221 --> 00:07:19,972 [ Knock At Door ] COME IN. 71 00:07:21,224 --> 00:07:24,477 - AH, THE DECODE. - WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE TEA ? 72 00:07:24,477 --> 00:07:26,979 I'LL FIND OUT, C.B. 73 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,981 LISTEN TO THIS. 74 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:32,985 "THREE MEMBERS OF COSSACK DANCE TROUPE, NOW TOURING HERE ON OFFICIAL VISIT, 75 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,371 "OBSERVED TO BE CONSTANTLY OUT OF STEP. 76 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:39,375 "STOP. AM INFORMED ONE IS EMINENT SCIENTIST, 77 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:41,377 OTHER TWO MINING ENGINEERS." 78 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:45,998 ENGINEERS ? DANCING ? ISN'T THAT A BIT FISHY ? 79 00:07:46,249 --> 00:07:48,751 - I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT SO. - THERE'S A SECOND ITEM, C.B. 80 00:07:48,751 --> 00:07:52,254 "WOULD APPRECIATE INSTRUCTIONS AND SOMETHING ON ACCOUNT OF SALARY." 81 00:07:52,755 --> 00:07:54,757 OH, NOT MORE TROUBLE. HAVEN'T WE PAID HIM ? 82 00:07:54,757 --> 00:07:58,010 - NOT FOR THE LAST 40 YEARS. - OH, THAT'S FRIGHTFULLY SLACK. 83 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:00,012 REMIND ME TO SEND ACCOUNTS A ROCKET. 84 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:04,399 - AND DO FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THE TEA. - YES, C.B. 85 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,902 NOW, AM I TO TELL THE MINISTER YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY, OR WHAT ? 86 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,905 I SUPPOSE SO. J-JUST A MINUTE. 87 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,408 WHERE IS THIS, UH, GAILLARDIA ? 88 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:16,412 YES, I SHOULD FIND THAT OUT IF I WERE YOU. IT'S A SORT OF THING HE'S LIKELY TO ASK. 89 00:08:16,662 --> 00:08:18,664 AND WHERE EXACTLY IS GAILLARDIA ? 90 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:22,167 WHY, THE 33rd PARALLEL, SIR. 91 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,170 HMM. 92 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,539 WE HAVE A MOST-FAVORED NATIONS CLAUSE, SIR, IN THE SELF-DETERMINATION TREATY. 93 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:29,542 WHAT ABOUT THE KING ? IS HE DEPENDABLE ? 94 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:34,046 ALL THE EVIDENCE POINTS TO IT. HE HAS HIS CLOTHES MADE HERE. 95 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:37,049 HARDLY SUFFICIENT, IS IT ? 96 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,052 WELL, UH, HIS YOUNGEST SON IS AT OXFORD. 97 00:08:40,553 --> 00:08:42,555 IN FACT, HE'S LIVED HERE SINCE HE WAS A BOY. 98 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,557 HMM. 99 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:48,060 THESE COSSACK FELLAS ARE OBVIOUSLY UP TO SOMETHING. IS THERE ANYTHING THERE ? 100 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:50,313 HAVE WE EVER HAD A SURVEY ? 101 00:08:50,313 --> 00:08:52,815 HAVE WE ? 102 00:08:53,316 --> 00:08:54,817 WAS THERE EVER A SURVEY ? 103 00:08:55,318 --> 00:08:57,320 UH, THERE'S A REFERENCE TO ONE MADE IN 1870, SIR. 104 00:08:57,820 --> 00:08:59,321 BUT IT'S GONE. WHO HAD IT ? 105 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,707 THE RATS, SIR. SCANDALOUS ! 106 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,710 NOT OURS, COLONIAL OFFICE RATS, SIR. 107 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,215 THERE'LL BE QUESTIONS IN THE HOUSE. 108 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,218 IF THERE'S ANYTHING THERE WORTH HAVING, WE SHOULD HAVE IT, NOT THE RUSSIANS. 109 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:16,972 WE'LL HAVE TO GET OUR OWN EXPERTS IN RIGHT AWAY. 110 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,976 BUT HOW ? 111 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,978 WELL, COME ALONG, CARLTON-BROWNE. IT'S YOUR BABY. 112 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,980 YOU'RE "MISCELLANEOUS TERRITORIES." 113 00:09:25,481 --> 00:09:29,485 WELL, UM, WE CAN HARDLY GO AS COSSACK DANCERS, CAN WE, SIR ? 114 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:33,489 I APPRECIATE THAT. WHAT I SHOULD LIKE FROM YOU WOULD BE A CONSTRUCTIVE SUGGESTION. 115 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:37,493 - WELL, I WAS THINKING, SIR. - GOOD. 116 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:41,497 - COULDN'T THE BRITISH COUNCIL HELP US ? - HOW ? 117 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:45,501 HOW ? OH, A CULTURAL MISSION. 118 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:50,005 MAYBE THEY COULD PUT ON SOME SORT OF SHOW, AND OUR EXPERTS COULD TRAVEL WITH THEM. 119 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:53,009 YES, THAT MIGHT BE A WAY. 120 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:56,512 BUT ON NO ACCOUNT LET THE BRITISH COUNCIL KNOW WHAT WE'RE UP TO. 121 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:59,515 RIGHT. SEE TO IT. 122 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:02,518 AND TELL THE BRITISH COUNCIL TO PUT ON A SHOW THAT'S REALLY IMPRESSIVE. 123 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,605 ♪ [ Fanfare ] 124 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,614 [ Bells Jingling ] 125 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,616 ♪ [ Irish Jig ] 126 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,145 TRY AND KEEP IN TIME, SIR JOHN, IF YOU CAN. 127 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,526 [ Bells Jingling ] 128 00:11:08,784 --> 00:11:10,285 I SEE NO WOMEN. 129 00:11:20,796 --> 00:11:22,798 [ No Dialogue ] 130 00:11:22,798 --> 00:11:24,800 [ No Dialogue ] 131 00:11:28,304 --> 00:11:30,306 [ No Dialogue ] 132 00:11:32,308 --> 00:11:35,311 THERE ARE NO WOMEN, FATHER. 133 00:11:35,311 --> 00:11:38,314 AAH, THESE BRITISH. 134 00:11:38,314 --> 00:11:42,818 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, BUT I'M READY TO GO. 135 00:11:42,818 --> 00:11:45,203 [ Women Screaming ] 136 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:55,080 [ Man ] FLASH. PRAVDA TODAY PUTS FINGER ON WEST. 137 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:58,584 CLAIMS BRITISH AGENTS PULLED TABS ON LORIS AND JUNIOR. 138 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,587 [ Man THE TIMES LEADER TODAY ASKS... 139 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:04,590 WHETHER THE DEATH OF THE LATE KING LORIS MIGHT BE ATTRIBUTABLE... 140 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:07,092 TO THE FURTHERANCE OF EASTERN IMPERIALIST DESIGNS. 141 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:24,610 JUST ABOUT THE WORST HALF HOUR IN THE HOUSE I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED. 142 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:28,614 AND THE OPPOSITION HAVE TABLED FOUR MORE QUESTIONS FOR TOMORROW. 143 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,617 NOW, BEAVERBROOKS IS DEMANDING WE CLOSE DOWN THE BRITISH COUNCIL. 144 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:35,120 AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, HERE'S A CABLE FROM UNO, CALLING FOR A FULL REPORT. 145 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:41,126 IDIOTIC IDEA SENDING THOSE PEOPLE OUT THERE ANYWAY. WHO SUGGESTED IT ? 146 00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,129 WASN'T IT THE COLONIAL OFFICE MINISTER ? 147 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,631 IT WAS NOT, CARLTON-BROWNE, IT WAS YOU. 148 00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,634 ME, SIR ? YES, YOU, SIR. 149 00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,636 WHAT ABOUT THOSE EXPERTS OF YOURS ? 150 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,137 - WHAT DO THEY SAY ? - NOTHING. 151 00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,640 - WHY NOT ? - THEY SEEM TO HAVE DISAPPEARED. 152 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,643 - WHAT'S DAVIDSON DOING ? - DAVIDSON ? 153 00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,646 THE FELLA WHO SHOULD HAVE COME BACK IN 1916. 154 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,148 OH, NOTHING. APPARENTLY, HE'S IN BED WITH GOUT. 155 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:07,653 IN BED WITH GOUT. THEN, WHO ARE WE DEALING WITH ? 156 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:10,656 WELL, IT'S A BIT COMPLICATED, MINISTER. 157 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:13,659 YOU SEE, THERE'S THE NEW KING, WHO'S LIVED HERE SINCE A CHILD. 158 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:17,162 NOW, ON THE OTHER HAND IN THE SOUTH, THERE'S HIS UNCLE, THE GRAND DUKE ALEXIS, 159 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,165 WHO ALSO CLAIMS THE THRONE. 160 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,801 THEY'VE BEEN FIGHTING FOR YEARS. YOU KNOW HOW FAMILIES ARE. 161 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,804 IS THERE ANY FORM OF GOVERNMENT ? 162 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:29,925 OH, RATHER, MODELED ON OURS. THE PRIME MINISTER IS A MAN NAMED, UH, AMPHIBULOS. 163 00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:32,427 RATHER TRICKY, APPARENTLY. IN WHAT SENSE ? 164 00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:34,930 WELL, HE'S A BIT OF A POLITICIAN. 165 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:38,433 - SO AM I. - WHAT I MEANT WAS, UH... 166 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:41,820 - HE'S FLEXIBLE. - HMM. 167 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,823 WE'D BETTER SEE THIS YOUNG KING. 168 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,326 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, SIR, SO I PHONED HIM AT OXFORD LAST NIGHT. 169 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,828 OH, YOU DID ? YES, I ARRANGED A MEETING THIS MORNING. 170 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,832 HE'LL BE HERE IN, UH, 20 MINUTES. 171 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,834 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU HE WON'T. 172 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,839 HE WON'T, SIR ? NOT UNLESS HE CHANGES PLANES IN MIDAIR. 173 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,842 THEY LEFT LONDON AIRPORT AT 8:30 THIS MORNING. 174 00:14:09,965 --> 00:14:13,468 HE'S INCOGNITO. WE'LL CALL HIM MR. JONES. MM-HMM. 175 00:14:17,973 --> 00:14:19,975 MR. JONES ? 176 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:23,979 WILL YOU TAKE SOMETHING TO DRINK, MR. JONES ? 177 00:14:23,979 --> 00:14:26,481 UH, THANK YOU, YES. A DRY MARTINI ? 178 00:14:26,982 --> 00:14:28,483 UH, JUST A BEER, THANK YOU. UH-- 179 00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:32,988 - WHO'S SHE ? - THAT'S, UH, MISS ADRIANOS. 180 00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:35,490 WHERE'S SHE BOOKED TO ? I'LL LOOK AT THE PASSENGER LIST, 181 00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:37,493 BUT I DON'T THINK SHE'S GETTING OFF BEFORE DURBO. 182 00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:40,496 YEAH, WE'LL SEE. 183 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:46,635 A BEER FOR HIS MAJESTY. 184 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,637 ONE OF THE BOYS, EH ? UH-HUH. 185 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,397 [ Woman Laughing ] 186 00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,900 YOUR BEER, SIR. OH, THANK YOU. 187 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,404 OF COURSE, YOU'RE FROM SOUTH GAILLARDIA, AREN'T YOU ? 188 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,408 HOW DO YOU KNOW ? ALL THE REAL PRETTY GIRLS COME FROM THE SOUTH. 189 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,410 WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN ENGLAND ? 190 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,412 TRYING TO SPEAK ENGLISH. I WILL NEVER LEARN. 191 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,415 OH, YOU MUSTN'T. IT'S PERFECT. I MUST. 192 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,917 BUT REALLY, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH VERY GOOD. 193 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,921 I WAS BROUGHT UP THERE. TELL ME ABOUT IT. ABOUT WHAT ? 194 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:26,926 EVERYTHING. TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE SINCE YOU WERE 12. 195 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,429 IT WOULD BE VERY BORING. 196 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,431 ANYWAY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 197 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:37,936 UH, IT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT FOR SOMEONE OF OUR NATIONALITY. IT'S JONES. 198 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,440 [ Laughs ] 199 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,192 WHAT DID YOU ACTUALLY TELL THE KING ? 200 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:48,197 WHY, HARDLY ANYTHING. I-I JUST WARNED HIM THAT THE RUSSIANS WERE THERE. 201 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,199 WELL, NOW WE KNOW WHY HE LEFT. 202 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,701 [ Knocking ] YES. 203 00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,703 OH, COME IN, COMMANDER. BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT. 204 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,710 WHO EXACTLY IS THIS FELLOW CARLTON-BROWNE ? 205 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,712 HOW DOES HE COME TO BE IN CHARGE OF THE DEPARTMENT ? 206 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,715 YOU REMEMBER SIR ARTHUR CARLTON-BROWNE, SIR ? MM-HMM. 207 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:10,719 THIS IS THE SON. OH. I THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING. 208 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,722 WELL, ALL RIGHT, WE'D BETTER LEAVE IT. 209 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:17,726 NOW, COMMANDER, WHAT DOES SECURITY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE YOUNG KING OF GAILLARDIA ? 210 00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:21,730 THERE'S A CONFIDENTIAL REPORT, MINISTER, FROM HIS COLLEGE. AN ORDINARY YOUNG MAN. 211 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,232 TWO GATINGS FOR MINOR OFFENSES. OH ? 212 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:28,237 - HAVING YOUNG WOMEN IN COLLEGE, SIR. - OH. GAMES ? 213 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,739 DOESN'T SAY, SIR. JUST SAYS "HAVING YOUNG WOMEN." 214 00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,241 NO, NO, FIELD SPORTS, CRICKET, ROWING. 215 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:36,244 OH, NO, NO ORGANIZED GAMES, SIR. 216 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,747 - HE'S A MEMBER OF THE UNIVERSITY LABOR PARTY. - WHAT ? 217 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:41,616 THE REIGNING MONARCH A MEMBER OF THE LABOR PARTY ? 218 00:16:41,617 --> 00:16:43,619 HE WASN'T FULLY PAID UP, SIR. MAYBE NOT. 219 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,005 BUT WHAT MATERIAL IF THE RUSSIANS GET HOLD OF IT. 220 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,510 WE MUST BE THERE. 221 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,012 WE MUST SHOW THE FLAG. 222 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,515 THIS YOUNG, INEXPERIENCED MONARCH, 223 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:59,518 ONE OF OUR OLDEST ALLIES BOUND TO US BY INDISSOLUBLE TIES. 224 00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:04,022 NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT WE FAILED THEM IN THEIR HOUR OF NEED. 225 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,526 WE SHALL BE THERE... BESIDE THEM, 226 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,528 BEHIND THEM-- 227 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,531 WELL, BESIDE THEM-- FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE. 228 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,034 ESPECIALLY UNO. 229 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,038 YES, SOMEONE MUST GO AT ONCE TO LaGuardia. 230 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,040 GAILLARDIA, SIR. WHAT'S THAT ? 231 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:24,543 GAILLARDIA. LaGuardia IS AN AIRPORT. NEW YORK CITY. 232 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,545 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT AIRPORTS ? 233 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,547 YOU DID, SIR. YOU SAID LaGuard-- I KNOW WHAT I SAID. 234 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:33,051 I SAID-- WELL, WHAT DID I SAY ? YOU'VE COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. 235 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,555 WEREN'T YOU SAYING, MINISTER, THAT SOMEONE MUST GO OUT THERE ? 236 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:41,560 YES, I WAS. IF THERE'S ANYTHING THERE WORTH HAVING, WE'RE HAVING IT. 237 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,062 HAD YOU ANYONE IN MIND, MINISTER ? 238 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,566 AS HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT, I SUPPOSE IT'LL HAVE TO BE YOU. 239 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,569 - OH. - NOW LOOK, CARLTON-BROWNE, 240 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:53,939 - WE ALL REMEMBER YOUR LATE FATHER. - OH, HE'S NOT LATE YET, SIR. 241 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:58,693 OH, I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR IT. A GREAT AMBASSADOR, ANYWAY. 242 00:17:59,194 --> 00:18:02,197 BUT THIS COULD BE OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE. 243 00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:07,202 IF YOU HAVE ANY DOUBT, ANY DOUBT AT ALL, 244 00:18:07,202 --> 00:18:10,705 AS TO YOUR... CAPACITY-- 245 00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:13,341 GOOD HEAVENS, NO, SIR ! 246 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:16,345 OH. WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT. 247 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,348 WE SHALL GIVE YOU TEMPORARY STATUS AS SPECIAL AMBASSADOR, 248 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,100 AND YOU'LL LEAVE AT ONCE. NOW, SIR ? 249 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,354 IS THERE ANYTHING AGAINST IT ? 250 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,355 WELL, IT'LL MEAN THAT I SHALL MISS ASCOT. 251 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:31,860 THERE ARE SOME SACRIFICES, MR. CARLTON-BROWNE, 252 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,864 WHICH THE SERVICE-- OF COURSE, SIR. PLEASE DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 253 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,297 YOU'LL TRAVEL BY PASSENGER PLANE UNTIL YOU TRANSFER. 254 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,799 WHAT THEN ? THAT WILL BE UP TO THE BOYS ON THE SPOT. 255 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,302 THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW YET IF THEY GOT AN AIRFIELD ON THE ISLAND. 256 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,304 I SHAN'T KEEP YOU LONG, SIR. 257 00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:04,309 GOOD EVENING. BELLINGHAM. GOOD EVENING. 258 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,813 OH, YES. YOU'RE FROM THE WAR HOUSE. CARLTON-BROWNE OF THE F.O. 259 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,815 HOW DO YOU DO. SCOTCH ? THANKS. 260 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,317 SOUNDS LIKE A STICKY WICKET. IT IS BLOWING UP A BIT. 261 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,320 I MEANT THIS GAILLARDIA JAUNT. OH, THAT. 262 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,324 AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO PUT ME IN THE PICTURE. SLASHER STEVENS SAID I WAS MILITARY ADVISOR. 263 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,326 DO YOU KNOW SLASHER ? NO, I DON'T THINK I DO. 264 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,328 HE'S A GOOD BLOKE SLASHER. 265 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,831 TIGER LYON-GORE WAS TALKING ABOUT GAILLARDIA IN THE CLUB LAST NIGHT. 266 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,833 DIDN'T HE MARRY ONE OF THE TARLINGTON GIRLS ? NO, THAT WAS BUSTER. 267 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,836 TIGER MARRIED CYNTHIA STOKE-FURNESS. 268 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,839 ARTILLERY, ON THE MOTHER'S SIDE. THE WHOLE LOT ARE GUNNERS. 269 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,842 WHAT DID HE SAY ? 270 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,846 I BEG YOUR PARDON ? I WONDER WHAT HE SAID ABOUT GAILLARDIA. 271 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,349 WHO ? TIGER LYON-GORE. 272 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,351 DID HE SAY SOMETHING ? 273 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,354 I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE DID. 274 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,356 OH, I DON'T THINK TIGER WOULD SAY ANYTHING. 275 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,858 NEVER DOES, YOU KNOW. 276 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:55,861 I SEE. 277 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,863 YOU MENTIONED TIGER'S BROTHER BUSTER. 278 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,366 YOU DIDN'T MEAN THRUSTER ? WHICH THRUSTER ? 279 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,869 THRUSTER STOKE-FURNESS, TIGER'S BROTHER-IN-LAW. 280 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,372 OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE WHO'S A.D.C. FOR D.A.D.N.I. ? 281 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,874 THAT'S THE FELLA. 282 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,377 NO. OH. 283 00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:21,837 AH, FOOD. 284 00:20:24,339 --> 00:20:26,341 MMM. 285 00:20:26,341 --> 00:20:28,343 MMM. 286 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:49,998 MM. 287 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,002 BREAKFAST, GENTLEMEN ? AH, BREAKFAST. 288 00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:56,504 YES, I'LL HAVE SOME PORRIDGE, FRIED EGGS AND BACON, TOAST, 289 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,507 SPOT OF MARMALADE AND COFFEE, PLEASE. YES, SIR. 290 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:02,511 YOU, C.B. ? WILL YOU BE NEEDING YOUR PAPER BAG ? 291 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:05,013 GOOD LORD, NO. WE'LL BE DOWN IN A HALF AN HOUR. 292 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:08,016 THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT. BETTER GET IT OVER WITH. 293 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,518 I HEAR THE NEXT LEG'S LIKELY TO BE A BIT ROUGH. HUH ? 294 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:13,021 COULD YOU MANAGE A PIECE OF FRIED BREAD AS WELL ? YES, SIR. 295 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,025 [ Groaning ] PERHAPS TWO PIECES ? 296 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,777 [ Men ] ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 297 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,780 [ Women ] ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 298 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:26,284 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 299 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,287 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 300 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,289 [ Bleating ] 301 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,662 ATTENTE. ATTENTE PRESTA. 302 00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:42,417 ATTENTE ! ATTENTE ! ATTENTE ! ATTENTE ! 303 00:21:48,423 --> 00:21:51,175 ESCIDO ? BUNA ! BUNA ! 304 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,678 BUNA ! PRESTA ! PRESTA ! 305 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:01,569 - ATTENTE ! - ATTENTE ! 306 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:05,824 WARRIORS... ATTENTE ! UNA, DOS, THREE ! 307 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,838 ♪ [ March ] 308 00:22:43,979 --> 00:22:45,981 ♪ [ Ends ] 309 00:22:45,981 --> 00:22:48,483 ♪ [ Resumes ] 310 00:22:48,483 --> 00:22:50,485 ♪ [ Ends ] WAIT FOR IT. 311 00:22:50,485 --> 00:22:52,987 ♪ [ Resumes ] THOUGHT SO. 312 00:22:53,488 --> 00:22:55,990 ♪ [ Ends ] 313 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,629 [ Bird Squawks In Pain ] 314 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,133 [ Birds Squawking ] 315 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:09,638 [ Donkey Brays ] 316 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,642 AH ! 317 00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:17,512 I AM PRIME MINISTER AMPHIBULOS. 318 00:23:17,512 --> 00:23:20,515 EXCELLENCY, I SPEAK FOR HIS MAJESTY KING LORIS... 319 00:23:20,515 --> 00:23:23,017 THAT YOU HAVE VERY LOUD WELCOME TO GAILLARDIA. 320 00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:26,521 YES, INDEED. HER MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT ASSURE YOU... 321 00:23:26,521 --> 00:23:28,523 THAT GAILLARDIA IS VERY MUCH IN THEIR THOUGHTS. 322 00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:31,026 GOOD. VERY, VERY GOOD. 323 00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:33,528 AND YOU, GENERAL, WELCOME. COLONEL BELLINGHAM. 324 00:23:34,029 --> 00:23:36,031 CONGRATULATIONS. 325 00:23:36,031 --> 00:23:39,534 AND NOW YOU MUST MEET MY BROTHER-IN-LAW MR. NARCOS, 326 00:23:39,534 --> 00:23:43,037 MINISTER OF AGRICULTURE, PUBLIC WORKS, HIGHWAYS AND TRANSPORT. 327 00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:46,041 HELLO, BOYS. MY COUSIN, MR. ARCHIPELAGOS, 328 00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:49,544 CHIEF OF POLICE, FIRST LORD OF ADMIRALTY AND DISTILLERIES. 329 00:23:49,544 --> 00:23:51,546 HELLO, BOYS ! THE OTHERS DO NOT MATTER. 330 00:23:51,546 --> 00:23:53,548 VERY NICE MEN, BUT YOU WILL MEET THEM LATER. 331 00:23:53,548 --> 00:23:56,050 AND NOW PLEASE, YOU INSPECT THE GUARDS OF HONOR. 332 00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:58,553 [ Chuckling ] 333 00:23:58,553 --> 00:24:02,440 ♪ [ Waltz ] 334 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:13,452 WE ARE VERY PROUD HERE THAT OUR MODERN ARMY IS FOUNDED ON YOUR BRIGADE OF GUARDS. 335 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,970 GET UP ! GET UP ! WHY YOU LIE DOWN ? 336 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,838 ♪ [ Continues ] 337 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:39,344 YOUR CARRIAGE. 338 00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:42,848 WELL, WE MEET AGAIN SOON, EH ? 339 00:24:43,348 --> 00:24:46,351 YES, OF COURSE. OH, AND YOU, GENERAL, EH ? 340 00:24:47,853 --> 00:24:49,855 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 341 00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,500 [ Cheering ] 342 00:25:26,308 --> 00:25:30,312 HIS EXCELLENCY-- THE AMBASSADOR. 343 00:25:30,312 --> 00:25:33,815 HUH ? OH ! YOU MUST EXCUSE ME NOT GETTING UP. 344 00:25:33,815 --> 00:25:35,817 BUT AS YOU SEE-- OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 345 00:25:35,817 --> 00:25:39,320 - UH, MAY I PRESENT COLONEL BELLINGHAM. - AN HONOR, SIR. 346 00:25:39,321 --> 00:25:42,824 SIR. THIS IS A MOMENT OF SOME EMOTION FOR ME, GENTLEMEN. 347 00:25:42,824 --> 00:25:45,827 THE FIRST OFFICIAL VISITORS FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY FOR-- 348 00:25:45,827 --> 00:25:49,831 LET ME SEE, 57-- 59 YEARS. 349 00:25:50,332 --> 00:25:52,834 HERE. TAKE A GLASS OF MADEIRA. 350 00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:54,836 THANK YOU. A SPLENDID IDEA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 351 00:25:54,836 --> 00:25:57,338 WELL, WELCOME TO THE ISLAND. 352 00:25:57,339 --> 00:25:59,341 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SIR. 353 00:26:01,843 --> 00:26:05,346 WON'T YOU BE GOOD ENOUGH TO SECURE THE DOOR ? 354 00:26:05,347 --> 00:26:07,849 DOOR ? 355 00:26:07,849 --> 00:26:11,853 WE MUSTN'T BE OVERHEARD. OH, I SEE. 356 00:26:11,853 --> 00:26:14,355 BELLINGHAM, WOULD YOU MIND ? OH, OF COURSE. 357 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,361 WELL, THEY'RE DIGGING-- OH ! 358 00:26:19,361 --> 00:26:21,363 I'M SO SORRY. 359 00:26:23,365 --> 00:26:26,368 DIGGING ? WHERE ? EVERYWHERE. 360 00:26:26,368 --> 00:26:28,870 THEY'VE MADE LITTLE HOLES ALL OVER THE ISLAND. 361 00:26:28,870 --> 00:26:31,372 WHAT, UH, SHAPE ARE THE HOLES ? 362 00:26:31,873 --> 00:26:34,375 OH, DEAR. THEY DIDN'T SAY. DID YOU HEAR THAT, BELLINGHAM ? 363 00:26:34,376 --> 00:26:36,878 WHAT ? LITTLE HOLES ALL OVER THE ISLAND. 364 00:26:36,878 --> 00:26:39,881 GOOD LORD. WELL, THE FIRST THING IS A MAP. 365 00:26:39,881 --> 00:26:42,383 A MAP ? HMM ? TO PLOT THE HOLES, SIR. 366 00:26:42,384 --> 00:26:46,888 THEN, WE CAN DECIDE EXACTLY-- WHAT WAS IN YOUR MIND ? 367 00:26:46,888 --> 00:26:50,391 WELL, NOTHING, BUT ONE ALWAYS STARTS WITH A MAP. MAY GIVE US A LINE. 368 00:26:50,392 --> 00:26:53,895 WELL, PERSONALLY, GENTLEMAN, I THINK THEY'RE IMPOSTORS. 369 00:26:53,895 --> 00:26:56,397 OF COURSE, WE KNOW THEY'RE NOT COSSACKS. COSSACKS ? 370 00:26:56,898 --> 00:26:58,900 BUT I WAS SPEAKING OF THE BRITISH COUNCIL. 371 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:00,902 YOU DON'T MEAN THE HOLES WERE MADE BY THEM. 372 00:27:00,902 --> 00:27:03,404 OH, THEY NEVER STOP. THEY'RE LIKE MOLES. 373 00:27:03,405 --> 00:27:05,407 BUT THE RUSSIANS, AREN'T THEY DIGGING ? 374 00:27:05,407 --> 00:27:08,410 WELL, THEY SEEM TO HAVE STOPPED. 375 00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:10,412 BUT I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING. 376 00:27:10,412 --> 00:27:13,415 THEY SENT A MESSAGE TO ST. PETERSBURG. 377 00:27:13,915 --> 00:27:17,418 ST. PETE-- [ Clears Throat ] 378 00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:56,958 - NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T GET UP. - THANK YOU, SIR. 379 00:27:56,958 --> 00:28:00,962 MAY I PRESENT MR. CARLTON-BROWNE, THE SPECIAL AMBASSADOR. 380 00:28:00,962 --> 00:28:04,465 HOW DO YOU DO ? AND THE MILITARY ATTACHE COLONEL BELLINGHAM. 381 00:28:04,466 --> 00:28:06,968 - BELLINGHAM. - YOUR MAJESTY, 382 00:28:06,968 --> 00:28:10,972 MY GOVERNMENT DESIRE ME TO CONVEY THEIR RESPECTFUL CONGRATULATIONS... 383 00:28:10,972 --> 00:28:13,975 AND WISH ME TO ASSURE YOU THAT GAILLARDIA... 384 00:28:13,975 --> 00:28:16,477 STILL RETAINS IN THE HEARTS OF THE BRITISH PEOPLE... 385 00:28:16,478 --> 00:28:19,481 THE WARM AFFECTION SHE HAS SO LONG ENJOYED. 386 00:28:19,481 --> 00:28:22,984 MM. WELL, 387 00:28:22,984 --> 00:28:24,986 THAT'S VERY NICE. 388 00:28:24,986 --> 00:28:27,989 SHALL WE SIT DOWN ? 389 00:28:27,989 --> 00:28:30,992 I ALWAYS THINK IT'S HARDER TO MAKE SPEECHES SITTING DOWN, DON'T YOU ? 390 00:28:32,494 --> 00:28:34,996 HOW ABOUT A NICE CUP OF TEA ? 391 00:28:34,996 --> 00:28:36,998 AN ENGLISH HABIT I'VE GROWN VERY FOND OF. 392 00:28:36,998 --> 00:28:39,000 [ Chuckling ] OH ! YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR ? 393 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,002 I'M SO SORRY. QUITE, THANK YOU. QUITE. 394 00:28:41,002 --> 00:28:44,505 WELL, NOW, MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. 395 00:28:44,506 --> 00:28:46,508 UH, YOUR MAJESTY, I, UH, 396 00:28:46,508 --> 00:28:50,512 MY GOVERNMENT AND THE PEOPLE OF GREAT BRITAIN FEEL A VERY DEEP CONCERN... 397 00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:54,015 FOR THIS ISLAND. WELL, THAT'S VERY DECENT OF THEM. 398 00:28:54,015 --> 00:28:56,517 I MUST SAY, I NEVER MET ANYBODY IN BRITAIN WHO'D EVER HEARD OF US. 399 00:28:56,518 --> 00:28:58,520 DO YOU SMOKE ? 400 00:29:00,021 --> 00:29:03,524 - GIVEN THEM UP ? - UH, YES, SIR. 401 00:29:03,525 --> 00:29:06,528 - I MEAN, NO THANK YOU, SIR. - OH. 402 00:29:08,029 --> 00:29:10,531 YOUR MAJESTY, I MUST RESPECTFULLY REMIND YOU... 403 00:29:10,532 --> 00:29:14,035 - THAT THERE IS IN EXISTENCE A TREATY. - I KNOW ABOUT THE TREATY. 404 00:29:14,035 --> 00:29:17,538 THEN, SIR, I'M SURE YOU WILL APPRECIATE THE PRESENCE HERE OF ANOTHER GREAT POWER. 405 00:29:17,539 --> 00:29:20,542 - MEANING THE RUSSIANS ? - UM, YES, SIR. 406 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:23,044 WELL, DON'T BE AFRAID TO SAY SO. 407 00:29:23,044 --> 00:29:26,047 IF WE GO ON CHASING EACH OTHER AROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH, WE SHAN'T GET ANYWHERE. 408 00:29:26,047 --> 00:29:28,049 SHALL WE ? SORRY, SIR. 409 00:29:28,049 --> 00:29:31,552 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. BUT BEFORE YOU GO ON, MAY I SAY SOMETHING ? 410 00:29:31,553 --> 00:29:35,557 I'M A NEW BOY HERE AND LESS THAN A FORTNIGHT AGO, I WAS HAVING HALF A CAN IN THE "MITER," 411 00:29:36,057 --> 00:29:38,559 LOOKING FORWARD TO SEVERAL YEARS IN LONDON AS A MEDICAL STUDENT. 412 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:41,563 SUDDENLY, THE PHONE RINGS, AND AMPHIBULOS HERE TELLS ME I'M A KING. 413 00:29:41,563 --> 00:29:44,065 - IT'S A BIT OF A SHOCK FOR ANYONE. - YOUR MAJESTY-- 414 00:29:44,566 --> 00:29:46,568 JUST A MOMENT. I'M OVER THE SHOCK NOW. 415 00:29:46,568 --> 00:29:48,570 HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK AROUND AND WHAT DO I FIND ? 416 00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:50,572 AN AWFUL LOT OF POVERTY, MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. 417 00:29:50,572 --> 00:29:54,075 NO EDUCATION, NO HOSPITALS, NO ROADS, NO LAVATORIES. 418 00:29:54,075 --> 00:29:57,078 NOTHING. YOUR MAJESTY, THE OFFICE OF WORKS-- 419 00:29:57,078 --> 00:30:00,464 - JUST LET ME FINISH, HUH ? ON TOP OF ALL THIS, - YES. 420 00:30:00,965 --> 00:30:05,469 I ALSO DISCOVERED THAT TWO GREAT POWERS HAVE SUDDENLY BECOME VERY INTERESTED IN US. 421 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:09,223 - I WONDER WHY. - YOUR MAJESTY, MY GOVERNMENT IS SOLELY CONCERNED-- 422 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:12,227 YES, I'M SURE, BUT YOU SEE, I'M NO POLITICIAN. 423 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:16,231 AND WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL ME IN ORDINARY ENGLISH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE AFTER. 424 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:20,235 YOUR MAJESTY, WE'RE NOT AFTER ANYTHING. 425 00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:24,355 THAT IS TO SAY, IF I COULD CONVEY YOUR MAJESTY'S AGREEMENT... 426 00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:27,358 AT LEAST IN PRINCIPLE, TO THE RENEWAL, 427 00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:30,494 TO THE STRENGTHENING OF THOSE TIES, 428 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,865 - THOSE BONDS, WHICH HAD THEY REMAINED UNBROKEN-- - CERTAINLY. 429 00:30:33,865 --> 00:30:38,502 YOU CAN TELL THEM THAT I AM MOST GRATEFUL FOR THEIR GOOD WISHES. 430 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,505 THANK YOU, SIR. AND ? 431 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,760 - IS THAT ALL, SIR ? - UNTIL I KNOW WHY... 432 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,764 THIS OUT-OF-THE-WAY, LITTLE PLACE HAS SUDDENLY BECOME SO IMPORTANT TO EVERYBODY, 433 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,766 WOULDN'T BE VERY SENSIBLE FOR ME TO COMMIT MYSELF, WOULD IT ? 434 00:30:51,766 --> 00:30:53,884 - NO, SIR, BUT-- - GOOD. 435 00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:57,388 AND HAVE A GOOD TIME WHILE YOU'RE HERE. 436 00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,773 COLONEL BELLINGHAM ? 437 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:03,394 I'M SENDING YOU A SUNRAY LAMP I BROUGHT BACK FROM ENGLAND. IT MIGHT HELP. 438 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:05,396 OH, YOUR MAJESTY'S MOST GRACIOUS. 439 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:08,532 AMPHIBULOS, DO SEE OUR GUESTS OUT, AND THEN COME BACK. I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. 440 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,535 YOUR MAJESTY. 441 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:39,314 WELL, I MUST SAY, IN ALL MY YEARS IN THE SERVICE, I-- 442 00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:43,318 LOOK, MR. CARLTON-BROWNE, PLEASE, YOU ARE NOT TO WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT. 443 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:45,320 YOU WILL SEE. NOW, UH-- [ Door Closes ] 444 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,823 TONIGHT, YOU AND THE GENERAL HERE WILL HAVE A LITTLE PRIVATE DINNER WITH ME. 445 00:31:48,823 --> 00:31:52,326 EVERYTHING VERY FRIENDLY, WITH ALL OUR CARDS UNDER THE TABLE. 446 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,831 HMM. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD. GOOD. THEN, I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 447 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,833 TONIGHT. 448 00:32:01,836 --> 00:32:04,455 [ King ] IVAN, MY TWEED JACKET. 449 00:32:04,455 --> 00:32:06,457 WELL, THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME. 450 00:32:06,457 --> 00:32:10,461 [ Laughs ] IF ONLY WE COULD ALL WASTE TIME LIKE THAT, 451 00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:13,464 IT WOULD BE VERY GOOD. 452 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:15,966 YOU KNOW... 453 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:18,970 I THOUGHT I KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT DIPLOMACY. 454 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:21,972 BUT YOU-- MARVELOUS. 455 00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:23,975 CONGRATULATIONS ! MM ! 456 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,977 CONGRATULATIONS ? WHAT FOR ? 457 00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:29,980 WELL, ALREADY YOU HAVE SENT THEM OUT THINKING THE RUSSIANS ARE IN, 458 00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:32,483 SO NOW WHEN THEY COME BACK, THEY MAKE A BIG OFFER. 459 00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:34,985 THEN, BACK COME THE RUSSIANS WITH A BIGGER OFFER. 460 00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:36,988 YOU AND ME, WE ARE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE. 461 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:39,991 YOU HAVE THE ROLLS-ROYCE, I HAVE THE CADILLAC. EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. 462 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:42,493 [ Chuckles ] AND THE PEOPLE ? WHAT DO THEY GET ? 463 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:48,499 THE PEOPLE ? THEY GET THE LAVATORIES. 464 00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:52,002 ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID TO MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. 465 00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:55,005 THEY WOULD BE VERY HAPPY WITH THE LAVATORIES. 466 00:32:55,006 --> 00:32:57,508 MM, I SEE. 467 00:32:57,508 --> 00:33:01,512 WELL, NOW, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TO ENTERTAIN OUR BRITISH GUESTS ? 468 00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:03,514 TONIGHT, I GIVE A SPECIAL DINNER FOR THEM TO MEET THE CABINET. 469 00:33:03,514 --> 00:33:07,017 ALL RIGHT. BUT REMEMBER NOW, NO PROMISES. BE VERY DISCREET. 470 00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:12,023 YOUR MAJESTY, DO NOT WORRY. EVERYTHING WILL BE VERY DISCREET, VERY DIGNIFIED. 471 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:14,775 [ Whooping, Laughing ] [ Bongo Drums Beating ] 472 00:33:26,788 --> 00:33:29,791 OH, WHAT A PARTY ! COME ON, C.B. NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 473 00:33:29,791 --> 00:33:32,794 HEY, BRAVO. WHAT DO YOU DO ? NO, REALLY. NOT AT THE MOMENT. 474 00:33:32,794 --> 00:33:36,297 NOW, HE'S GOTTA PARTY BECAUSE HE'S NOT TIGHT ENOUGH. THAT'S THE TROUBLE. 475 00:33:36,297 --> 00:33:39,300 THEN, WE WILL HELP BY DRINKING A TOAST. 476 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:43,804 TO THE GREATNESS OF BRITAIN, AND ALL SHE WILL DO FOR US. 477 00:33:44,305 --> 00:33:46,307 - OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - [ All Cheering ] 478 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:55,950 NO, YOU MUST DRINK IN ONE, OTHERWISE YOU WILL GET A BIT-- YOU KNOW ? 479 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:12,583 - DELICIOUS. - YES. YES. IT'S CALLED "GRUZANIOS." 480 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:16,086 NOT A DROP IS DRUNK UNTIL IT IS THREE WEEKS OLD. 481 00:34:16,087 --> 00:34:19,090 AND NOW WE WILL HAVE THE MUSICA. 482 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:27,982 [ Laughs ] NOW WE TALK, EH ? 483 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,602 IT'S THE BEST PARTY SINCE I PASSED OUT AT SANDHURST. 484 00:34:31,602 --> 00:34:33,604 GOOD. I AM VERY HAPPY. 485 00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:37,608 I WANTED YOU TO KNOW. SO NOW, YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. 486 00:34:37,608 --> 00:34:40,110 WELL, OUR TREATY RIGHTS-- 487 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:44,115 NO, NO, NO, FOR YOU. 488 00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:46,617 ME ? YES. 489 00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:50,621 THE BRITISH FOREIGN SERVICE ? OH, NOTHING LIKE THAT. 490 00:34:50,621 --> 00:34:53,123 WONDERFUL. CONGRATULATIONS. 491 00:34:53,124 --> 00:34:57,628 [ Groans, Laughs ] IF ONLY THERE WAS MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME. 492 00:35:00,131 --> 00:35:03,134 UH, I HAVE NOW TO ASK YOU... 493 00:35:03,634 --> 00:35:07,137 HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL GIVE. 494 00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:09,140 GIVE ? GIVE ? YES. 495 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:11,642 WELL, THAT WOULD RATHER DEPEND ON THE KING'S ATTITUDE. 496 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:14,645 THE KING IS A VERY YOUNG BOY. HE HAS GOT NO EXPERIENCE, 497 00:35:14,645 --> 00:35:17,147 AND HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND MY MEN. 498 00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:21,152 BUT YOU. YOU ARE A BRILLIANT MAN. 499 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:23,654 YOU UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY. 500 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:26,156 NOW, I HAVE TO ASK YOU-- 501 00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:33,164 [ Tambourine Jingling ] 502 00:35:51,432 --> 00:35:53,434 [ Slaps ] 503 00:35:53,935 --> 00:35:55,937 MAMA ! MAMA ! [ Laughter ] 504 00:35:55,937 --> 00:35:57,939 GOOD SHOW. 505 00:35:57,939 --> 00:36:00,441 [ Laughter Continues ] 506 00:36:04,445 --> 00:36:06,947 MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. 507 00:36:06,948 --> 00:36:09,450 HMM ? OH, I'M SO SORRY. YOU WERE SAYING ? 508 00:36:09,450 --> 00:36:12,953 THAT YOU HAVE UNDERSTOOD. OH, RATHER. 509 00:36:12,954 --> 00:36:14,956 GOOD. THEN THE KING IS NO MATTER. 510 00:36:15,456 --> 00:36:18,459 THE REAL DANGER IS HIS UNCLE, THE GRAND DUKE. 511 00:36:18,459 --> 00:36:21,462 YOU KNOW, THIS MAN IS LIKE-- HOW YOU SAY-- 512 00:36:21,462 --> 00:36:23,964 THE BULL IN THE CHINESE SHIP. 513 00:36:23,965 --> 00:36:28,469 I CAN TELL YOU THAT ALREADY HE'S TALKING WITH THE RUSSIANS, YOU KNOW. 514 00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:30,471 RUSSIANS ? YEAH. 515 00:36:30,471 --> 00:36:32,473 WE MUST DO SOMETHING IMMEDIATELY. 516 00:36:32,473 --> 00:36:36,109 [ Laughter ] ♪ [ Continues ] 517 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,861 [ Woman Gasps ] 518 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,864 C.B. 519 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:44,368 C.B. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? 520 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,872 DID YOU HERE THAT ? THE RUSSIANS. 521 00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:52,376 THEY'RE SPEAKING TO THE GRAND DUKE. AYE, BY GUM. 522 00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:55,379 WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. WE'D GOT TO SHOW OUR TEETH. 523 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,882 SHOW OUR TEETH ? PUT ON A SHOW OF STRENGTH, OLD BOY. 524 00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:00,885 THAT'S WHAT SLASHER WOULD ADVISE. 525 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:05,389 THAT'S IT. SHOW OF STRENGTH. YEAH. 526 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:12,813 AND SO YOU SEE WHY IT IS NECESSARY FOR US TO HAVE A BIG SHOW OF OUR STRENGTH. 527 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:15,315 LOOK. I JUST DON'T GET THE POINT OF THIS. 528 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:19,319 WHO ARE WE TRYING TO IMPRESS, ANYWAY ? THE BRITISH ? THE RUSSIANS ? 529 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,823 ARE THEY LIKELY TO BE FRIGHTENED BY OUR ARMY ? 530 00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:24,825 THERE IS THE GRAND DUKE. YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 531 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:27,328 BUT ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME WE TRIED SOMETHING NEW ? 532 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,330 COULDN'T WE MAKE A PEACEFUL APPROACH ? 533 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,833 LOOK, YOUR MAJESTY. HERE I HAVE REPORTS FROM ALL OVER THE SOUTH. 534 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,336 ALREADY, HE HAS SEIZED MACHINE GUNS, RIFLES, HAND GRENADES. 535 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,839 I TELL YOU, THIS MAN IS GOING TO MAKE A LOT OF TROUBLE FOR YOU. 536 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,842 MAYBE. MAYBE. BUT I STILL THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A TRY. 537 00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:43,844 ANYWAY, I'VE ASKED HIM TO MEET ME. 538 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:45,846 WHEN ? WHERE ? THIS MORNING. HERE. 539 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,848 HERE ? YEAH. 540 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:52,853 I'M SORRY, YOUR MAJESTY. THE CABINET WILL NEVER AGREE TO THIS. 541 00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,355 I'M SORRY TOO. HE'S COMING. 542 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:57,358 HE'S COMING ? 543 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:04,365 [ Chuckles ] YOU KNOW, THAT WOULD BE MARVELOUS. THEN WE COULD ARREST HIM. 544 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:07,368 I PROMISED HIM SAFE CONDUCT. 545 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:10,371 THAT'S BETTER STILL. THE SAFER THE CONDUCT, THE EASIER TO BUMP HIM. 546 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,873 WE'LL DO NOTHING OF THE KIND. 547 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:17,878 [ Mutters ] HE WOULD SMELL A TRAP. HE WON'T COME. 548 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,884 UNCLE ALEX, GLAD YOU CAME. THIS IS NOT A COURTESY VISIT. 549 00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:27,888 NOW SIT DOWN THERE, AMPHIBULOS, AND DON'T TRY ANY TRICKS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 550 00:38:27,888 --> 00:38:29,890 UNCLE, I PROMISED YOU SAFE CONDUCT. YOU NEEDN'T WORRY. 551 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:34,895 I DON'T NEED YOUR SAFE CONDUCT. I HAVE MY OWN... OUT THERE. 552 00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:37,397 NOW LISTEN TO ME, BOY. NOW THAT YOUR FATHER IS GONE, 553 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:40,901 I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND I'M SORRY, AND I DON'T INTEND TO GO ON BICKERING WITH YOU. 554 00:38:40,901 --> 00:38:42,903 WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I INTEND-- 555 00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:46,406 NEVER MIND YOUR INTENTIONS. THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 556 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:50,411 YOU MUST ABDICATE. HUH ? IN WHOSE FAVOR ? YOURS ? 557 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:54,415 NO. THERE'S THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE-- THE PRINCESS ILYENA. 558 00:38:57,918 --> 00:39:00,921 HMM. WELL, IT'S NICE TO KNOW THE ARRANGEMENTS YOU'RE MAKING. 559 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,924 YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT, BUT THIS ISLAND IS READY TO FALL INTO MY HAND LIKE A RIPE APPLE. 560 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:07,928 NOT BECAUSE THE PEOPLE LOVE ME, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK TO DEATH OF THIS. 561 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:09,930 THE PEOPLE ELECTED ME, YOUR EXCELLENCY. 562 00:39:09,930 --> 00:39:11,932 WHICH SHOWS THAT THE PEOPLE ARE HALF-WITTED. 563 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:14,434 YOUR EXCELLENCY OF COURSE DOES NOT FAVOR ELECTIONS. 564 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:17,438 YOU ARE THE BEST ARGUMENT AGAINST THEM, AMPHIBULOS. 565 00:39:17,438 --> 00:39:20,441 YOUR MAJESTY, I CAN'T TAKE-- OH, SHUT UP ! 566 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:23,060 YOU'VE GOT MORE ON YOUR PLATE, YOUNG MAN, THAN YOU REALIZE. 567 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,562 TAKE MY ADVICE: ABDICATE. 568 00:39:25,563 --> 00:39:27,565 I WILL SEE THAT YOU ARE PROVIDED FOR. 569 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:29,567 THAT'S NICE OF YOU. WHAT HAPPENS IF I SAY NO ? 570 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:32,570 WELL, THAT WOULD BE VERY STUPID. 571 00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:35,072 NOW WHAT'S IT TO BE ? 572 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:38,575 I SHALL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, SHAN'T I ? TILL THE END OF THE MONTH. 573 00:39:40,961 --> 00:39:45,465 UNCLE ALEX, I, UH, HAVEN'T SEEN ILYENA FOR 14 YEARS. 574 00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,468 AREN'T I GOING TO SEE HER NOW ? SHE'S IN MOURNING. 575 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:51,472 - WOMEN DO NOT UNVEIL. - SORRY. I WAS FORGETTING. 576 00:39:51,589 --> 00:39:53,591 SEE THAT YOU DON'T FORGET WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU. 577 00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:58,095 THAT'S IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FINISH UP WITH THE REST OF THEM, IN A HOTEL IN PORTUGAL. 578 00:39:58,095 --> 00:40:00,597 - COME ALONG. - [ Door Opens ] 579 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,242 WELL, HE DID SAY IT WASN'T A COURTESY VISIT. 580 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:14,245 [ Spits ] NOW YOU HAVE SEEN. 581 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:19,250 YES. YES, PERHAPS WE DO NEED A SHOW OF STRENGTH. 582 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:24,171 ♪ [ Marching Band ] 583 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,948 [ Cheering ] 584 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:53,450 AMPHIBULOS. YOUR MAJESTY. 585 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,953 WHO BUILT THESE STANDS ? THE WORKS MINISTER, YOUR MAJESTY. 586 00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:59,957 OH, YOUR COUSIN. YES, HE'S A SORT OF COUSIN. BUT HE IS GIVEN NO TIME. 587 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:04,461 OR NAILS. I WILL SEE TO IT HE NEVER FORGETS THIS, YOUR MAJESTY. 588 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:13,720 DO YOU SEE WHO'S HERE ? HMM ? 589 00:41:17,224 --> 00:41:21,228 ADMIRAL, SEE WHO JUST DROPPED ANCHOR ? 590 00:41:23,848 --> 00:41:25,349 WE JUST GOT HERE IN TIME, JOE. 591 00:41:28,602 --> 00:41:30,103 UNCLE ALEX, GLAD YOU'RE ABLE TO COME. 592 00:41:30,604 --> 00:41:32,606 MIGHT AS WELL SEE WHAT IS YOUR STRENGTH. 593 00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:35,609 [ Chuckles ] SO DID I. ILYENA, COME AND SIT HERE. 594 00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,361 CHAIRS. 595 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:45,869 I WANT YOU TO SIT IN THE FRONT SO THAT EVERYONE SEES YOU ARE BEHIND US. 596 00:41:47,371 --> 00:41:50,874 SIT CLOSER TO THE KING. THE KING ! 597 00:41:57,381 --> 00:42:01,134 [ Speaking Native Language ] BONJOUR. HELLO THERE. GOOD-BYE. 598 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:06,390 YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE A GRAND DISPLAY OF OUR GALLANT GAILLARDIAN FORCES. 599 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:11,895 EACH ONE WITH METICULOUS PRECISION IN FRONT OF YOU AT AN ARRANGED MOMENT. 600 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:16,400 AND WHILE THEY ARE PASSING, I WILL DECIDE FOR YOU WHAT IT IS TO HAPPEN. 601 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,786 ♪ [ Cadence ] 602 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,789 ♪ [ Marching ] 603 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,793 FIRST COME THE BRAVE PIONEERS. 604 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,663 THE MEN WHO BUILD THE ROADS ON WHICH THE ARMY MARCHES. 605 00:42:29,663 --> 00:42:34,167 ALSO, THE HORSE. IN WARS, THE ARMY USES MANY HORSE... 606 00:42:34,168 --> 00:42:36,670 FOR TRENCHES AND OTHER THINGS. 607 00:42:40,674 --> 00:42:43,176 [ Marchers ] OLA ! 608 00:42:44,678 --> 00:42:47,180 YOU'D BETTER MAKE A NOTE. THEY'LL NEED BOOTS. 609 00:42:47,181 --> 00:42:49,183 AND A SERGEANT MAJOR. 610 00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:56,824 THESE GALLANT LADIES ARE THE MEMBERS OF THE M.W.S.-- 611 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,826 THE MOBILE WOMAN SHOOTSHARPERS. 612 00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:00,828 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS "THE KING'S OWN." 613 00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:03,948 [ Bicycle Bells Ringing ] 614 00:43:17,211 --> 00:43:19,596 [ Crowd Yelling ] 615 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:24,718 - [ Women Yelling, Indistinct ] - [ Laughter ] 616 00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:27,354 I DON'T KNOW WHAT A SERGEANT MAJOR WOULD DO WITH THAT LOT. 617 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,859 OR WHAT THAT LOT WOULD DO WITH A SERGEANT MAJOR. 618 00:43:34,862 --> 00:43:37,364 [ Man On P.A. ] AH, BRAVO THE AIR FORCES ! 619 00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:40,233 [ Crowd Cheering ] 620 00:43:40,234 --> 00:43:43,737 THESE "HEROTIC" PILOTS WITH THEIR GALLANT BIRDS... 621 00:43:44,238 --> 00:43:48,742 ARE WHAT WE CALL WITH PRIDE "A FEW OF THE FIRST." 622 00:43:48,742 --> 00:43:52,378 [ Crowd Cheering ] 623 00:43:52,379 --> 00:43:53,997 HOLY COW ! 624 00:43:53,998 --> 00:43:57,501 AMPHIBULOS. YOUR MAJESTY. 625 00:43:57,501 --> 00:44:00,003 YOUR MAJESTY. WHERE ON EARTH DID YOU DIG THESE UP ? 626 00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:04,758 THEY WERE A PRESENT FROM GREAT BRITAIN FOR OUR GLORIOUS PART IN THE FIRST WAR. 627 00:44:04,758 --> 00:44:08,762 IT'S GOOD TO SHOW, EH ? WELL, YOU MIGHT HAVE SHOWN THEM FLYING. 628 00:44:08,762 --> 00:44:11,765 THEY HAVE NO ENGINES. WHAT ? 629 00:44:11,765 --> 00:44:13,767 THEY ARE DISAPPEARED. 630 00:44:16,770 --> 00:44:20,406 [ Man On P.A. ] HELLO. WELCOME NOW, BEHIND THE FIGHTING FRONT... 631 00:44:20,407 --> 00:44:22,409 COMES THE FIGHTING BEHIND. 632 00:44:22,409 --> 00:44:26,913 SALUTE TO THE BRAVE CITIZENS WHO GUARD THE HOME. 633 00:44:35,039 --> 00:44:37,041 [ Crowd Cheers ] 634 00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:40,677 TODAY, FIGHTING MEN DO NOT WALK TO BATTLE, THEY RIDE. 635 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:45,799 THE MEN AND MACHINES OF THE MOTORIZED INFANTRY ARE THE FINEST IN THE WORLD. 636 00:44:51,805 --> 00:44:55,308 DID YOU MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THIS WAS TO BE A SHOW OF STRENGTH ? 637 00:44:55,309 --> 00:44:59,062 [ Chugging, Backfiring ] 638 00:45:12,576 --> 00:45:15,829 - [ Laughing ] - [ Crowd Gasps ] 639 00:45:15,829 --> 00:45:18,832 ♪ [ Continues ] 640 00:45:21,085 --> 00:45:23,587 [ Grunting ] 641 00:45:23,587 --> 00:45:27,090 WELL, GIVE US A HAND, SOMEBODY ! 642 00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:33,980 [ Crowd Laughing ] 643 00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,983 [ Creaking ] 644 00:45:37,484 --> 00:45:40,236 [ Women Screaming ] 645 00:45:46,493 --> 00:45:51,498 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'M SORRY, BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE A SLIGHT TECHNICAL HITCH. OH ! 646 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,837 AS THE MINISTER FOR WAR, SUPPLIES AND APPARENTLY ALMOST EVERYTHING ELSE, 647 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:59,840 I HOLD YOU ENTIRELY RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING US LOOK COMPLETE IDIOTS ! 648 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:02,342 WHOSE IDEA WAS IT ANYWAY ? 649 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:04,344 YOU MADE ME LOOK AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT ! 650 00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:07,847 THE KING IS AN IDIOT. THE BRITISH ARE IDIOTS. 651 00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,851 THE TIMBER WAS VERY CHEAP. I WAS PROMISED BY THE CONTRACTOR... 652 00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:13,853 THEY WOULD USE IT ONLY FOR THE PUBLIC. 653 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:16,857 THEY ARE VERY DISHONEST MEN. THEY'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES. 654 00:46:17,357 --> 00:46:18,858 YOUR COUSIN MUST HAVE KNOWN THE WOOD WAS ROTTEN. 655 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:22,362 HOW THE DEVIL WAS I TO KNOW THE SHOW WOULD BE SO UTTERLY ROTTEN ? 656 00:46:22,729 --> 00:46:26,733 OUT OF ALL THE ROTTEN THINGS IN GAILLARDIA, THE ROTTENEST IS MR. AMPHIBULOS. 657 00:46:26,733 --> 00:46:30,236 NOW YOU HAVE SEEN WHY WE HAVE TO HAVE MONEY. 658 00:46:30,237 --> 00:46:32,739 AND SO IF THE BRITISH OFFER ENOUGH, YOU MUST TAKE IT. 659 00:46:32,739 --> 00:46:37,744 OTHERWISE, THE RUSSIANS WILL MAKE YOUR UNCLE SO STRONG, HE WILL COME AND THROW YOU OUT. 660 00:46:37,744 --> 00:46:39,746 JUST GET THIS INTO YOUR HEAD, AMPHIBULOS. 661 00:46:39,746 --> 00:46:43,249 THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY SELLOUT. WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE OCCUPIED BY ANYONE. 662 00:46:43,250 --> 00:46:45,385 HE SHOULDN'T MEDDLE WITH THINGS HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 663 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:47,387 HE DIDN'T ASK TO BE A KING. 664 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:49,889 HE MAY NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT MUCH LONGER. 665 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,393 POOR BOY. WHAT WILL HE DO NOW ? 666 00:46:53,393 --> 00:46:56,512 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? 667 00:46:56,513 --> 00:46:59,015 OF COURSE, OUR AMERICAN ALLIES MUST BE LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF. 668 00:46:59,016 --> 00:47:02,519 OH, I DON'T THINK SO. THE ADMIRAL BROKE A LEG, YOU KNOW. 669 00:47:12,279 --> 00:47:14,281 EXCELLENCY ? YES ? 670 00:47:14,281 --> 00:47:16,783 MR. ARCHIPELAGOS WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR EXCELLENCY. 671 00:47:16,783 --> 00:47:19,285 WHO ? THE CHIEF OF THE POLICE, SIR. 672 00:47:19,286 --> 00:47:21,788 REALLY ? WELL, THEN SHOW HIM IN. 673 00:47:21,788 --> 00:47:23,790 EXCELLENCY. 674 00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:25,792 BELLINGHAM ? 675 00:47:37,804 --> 00:47:41,057 HOW DO YOU DO ? UH, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ? 676 00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:46,063 [ Native ] 677 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:49,199 QUITE. 678 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,702 I THINK THIS IS MORE UP YOUR STREET, OLD BOY. REALLY ? IT IS ? 679 00:47:52,202 --> 00:47:55,205 [ Native ] 680 00:48:00,210 --> 00:48:04,964 OH, THE BRITISH COUNCIL. OH, I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T SEE HIM. HE'S IN BED. 681 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,968 - AU LIT. - OLA ? 682 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:12,089 NO, NO, NO. AU LIT. YOU SEE, HE'S IN BED WITH LUMBAGO. 683 00:48:12,089 --> 00:48:15,592 I'M SO SORRY. I MEAN "LOOM-BAH-GO." 684 00:48:15,592 --> 00:48:18,978 YOU KNOW. HALF A SEC. HE DOESN'T MEAN THE BRITISH COUNCIL, DOES HE ? 685 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:20,981 HMM ? REMEMBER AMPHIBULOS PROMISED... 686 00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,983 THE POLICE WOULD FIND HIM FOR US. SO HE DID. 687 00:48:23,483 --> 00:48:27,603 DO YOU MEAN THE BRITISH COUNCIL ? YOU REMEMBER, THE DANCERS. 688 00:48:27,604 --> 00:48:30,990 ♪ [ Humming ] SI, SI, SI ! SI, SI, SI ! 689 00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:33,493 THE BRITISH COUNCIL. 690 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,495 OH, LORD, THEY'RE STILL DIGGING. 691 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:38,114 JUST A MINUTE. WE'D BETTER HAVE A MAP. 692 00:48:38,115 --> 00:48:43,620 GOOD IDEA. YOU'LL SHOW US ON THE MAP. 693 00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:45,622 MONTREZ ICI. 694 00:48:50,627 --> 00:48:54,631 OU ? LE DIGGING ? OU ? 695 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:56,633 SI, SI, "MI ESTRADA." 696 00:48:56,633 --> 00:49:00,637 [ Mumbles ] AHA ! HERE IS. 697 00:49:03,140 --> 00:49:05,358 [ Insects Chirping, Animal Howling ] 698 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:13,366 [ Animal Howls ] 699 00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:17,871 LOWER SOUTHWEST DEPOSIT. THE LAST LOT. 700 00:49:17,871 --> 00:49:19,873 HAVE WE ANALYZED THEM YET, GRIFFITHS ? 701 00:49:19,873 --> 00:49:23,877 OH, YES, SIR JOHN, YES. MOST EXTRAORDINARY. 702 00:49:23,877 --> 00:49:25,879 WELL, WHAT WAS IT ? 703 00:49:27,881 --> 00:49:29,883 EPSOM SALTS ? 704 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:34,388 I THINK THERE MUST BE A HOLE IN THE BOTTOM OF MY RUCKSACK. 705 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,393 WELL, WE'VE RIDDLED THE ISLAND WITH HOLES AND FOUND NOTHING. 706 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:42,896 IF WE DON'T FIND IT DOWN HERE, IT'S BEEN A WILD-GOOSE CHASE. 707 00:49:42,896 --> 00:49:44,898 WHAT WILL WE DO THEN, SIR JOHN ? 708 00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:48,401 WE DANCED OUR WAY IN, WE'LL HAVE TO DANCE OUR WAY OUT. 709 00:49:56,777 --> 00:49:58,779 [ Drilling In Distance ] 710 00:49:58,779 --> 00:50:02,282 SHH ! DID YOU HEAR THAT ? 711 00:50:02,282 --> 00:50:05,785 CAME FROM OVER THERE. YOU HANG ON. 712 00:50:05,786 --> 00:50:08,288 I'LL DO A QUICK RECCE. [ Animal Howls ] 713 00:50:08,288 --> 00:50:10,290 [ Drilling Continues ] 714 00:50:13,293 --> 00:50:17,297 [ Animal Howls ] [ Rustling ] 715 00:50:20,801 --> 00:50:24,304 [ Animal Snorting ] 716 00:50:28,308 --> 00:50:31,311 [ Bird Cooing ] 717 00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,722 [ Animal Grunting ] 718 00:51:01,224 --> 00:51:03,726 C.B., C.B., THE RUSSKIES ARE HERE ! 719 00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:05,729 WHAT DIGGING ? NO, BUT WE MUST BE GETTING WARMER. 720 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:08,732 [ Drilling Continues ] THERE YOU ARE. 721 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:11,234 BUENO. ATTENDE-VOUS ICI. 722 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,236 YES ? 723 00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:22,995 THIS MUST BE THEM. 724 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,501 HELLO ! 725 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:32,506 WHAT IS IT ? NITROGLYCERIN ? 726 00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:36,510 NO. CHANEL NO 5. 727 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,511 COULD THAT BE THE BRITISH COUNSEL ? 728 00:51:39,012 --> 00:51:42,515 ONE HAS HEARD THINGS. I MUST SAY I'M RATHER SURPRISED. LOOK AT THAT ! 729 00:51:47,020 --> 00:51:49,022 THE FRENCH, THEY'RE AT IT AS WELL. 730 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:51,525 EVERYBODY APPARENTLY EXCEPT FOR OUR CHAPS. 731 00:51:52,025 --> 00:51:55,028 I SAY, THINGS ARE GETTING A BIT DICEY, AREN'T THEY ? 732 00:51:55,028 --> 00:51:57,030 MY DEAR FELLOW, UNLESS WE'RE VERY CAREFUL, 733 00:51:57,030 --> 00:51:59,032 THE BALLOON IS LIKELY TO GO UP IN ANY MINUTE. 734 00:51:59,032 --> 00:52:01,034 COME ON. 735 00:52:11,294 --> 00:52:14,297 [ Thinking ] EXHAUSTIVE SEARCH REVEALS... 736 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:17,800 ALL MAJOR POWERS NOW DIGGING. 737 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,803 STOP. 738 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:26,809 INFORMED GRAND DUKE'S FORCES ADVANCING THROUGH MOUNTAINS. 739 00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,812 REQUEST GUIDANCE. 740 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:32,315 "REQUEST GUIDANCE." 741 00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:34,817 GUIDANCE ! 742 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,320 TAKE A CABLE. 743 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:41,324 CONGRATULATIONS ON TRANSFORMING MINOR HEADACHE INTO MAJOR CRISIS. 744 00:52:41,324 --> 00:52:44,327 STOP. MEN ON SPOT EXPECTED TO GIVE ADVICE, NOT ASK IT. 745 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:50,333 STOP. WHAT, REPEAT, WHAT AM I TO TELL UNO KNOW NEXT WEEK ? 746 00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:52,335 I'VE GOT TO TELL MY MINISTER SOMETHING. 747 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,838 HE'S MAKING A BIG SPEECH NEXT WEEK. 748 00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,840 HMM. 749 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:03,346 YOU KNOW, I CAN REMEMBER THE TIME... 750 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:06,349 WHEN ONE WORD FROM GREAT BRITAIN, 751 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:10,853 AND THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A WALL BETWEEN THE TWO PEOPLES TO KEEP THEM APART. 752 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:15,358 I SAY, I THINK I'VE GOT IT. 753 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,860 PARTITION. PARTITION ! 754 00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:21,864 BUT THAT'S BRILLIANT. I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT. 755 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:25,869 OH, CONGRATULATIONS. [ Laughs ] 756 00:53:26,369 --> 00:53:28,371 HEY, OVER HERE, DARLING. 757 00:53:28,371 --> 00:53:33,376 ♪ [ Women Vocalizing ] 758 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:38,881 GENTLEMEN, IT HAS BEEN WELL SAID THAT EAST IS EAST AND WEST IS WEST, 759 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:43,887 BUT SO I VENTURE TO SUGGEST, THERE'S A NORTH AND SOUTH. 760 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,389 THE WOLF IS ALREADY AT THE DOOR... 761 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:49,892 WITH HIS-- HIS SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL. 762 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:53,396 ON THE OTHER HAND, THE LION IS NOT YET PREPARED... 763 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:56,399 TO LIE DOWN WITH THE-- THE-- 764 00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:58,901 WHERE THE DEVIL HAVE I GOT THE-- THE LAMB. 765 00:53:59,402 --> 00:54:01,404 NO, YOU FOOL. THE NOTES, WHERE ARE THEY ? 766 00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:03,406 [ Papers Rustling ] 767 00:54:03,406 --> 00:54:08,661 ALL HISTORY SHOWS THAT A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND. 768 00:54:08,662 --> 00:54:12,165 IF THE PEOPLE OF THIS UNHAPPY ISLAND WILL NOT STAY APART, 769 00:54:12,165 --> 00:54:13,916 THEY MUST BE KEPT APART. 770 00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:18,421 GENTLEMEN, FOR THE PEACE OF GAILLARDIA-- 771 00:54:18,421 --> 00:54:21,924 NAY, FOR THE PEACE OF THE WHOLE WORLD-- [ Blows Nose ] 772 00:54:23,426 --> 00:54:27,930 WE ASK THAT THIS LINE OF PARTITION BE DRAWN. 773 00:54:27,931 --> 00:54:31,184 [ Murmuring ] 774 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:40,693 ON THE MOTION OF GREAT BRITAIN, 775 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:43,697 TO THAT BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH... 776 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:46,199 A LINE BE DRAWN. 777 00:54:46,199 --> 00:54:48,701 [ Gavel Pounds ] UNITED STATES ? 778 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:50,704 PAKISTAN ? ACHA. 779 00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:52,956 - ARGENTINE ? - SI. 780 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,457 JAPAN ? HAI. 781 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,076 U.S.S.R. ? 782 00:54:59,329 --> 00:55:02,582 - DA ! - [ Murmuring ] 783 00:55:02,582 --> 00:55:04,584 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 784 00:55:06,086 --> 00:55:08,088 GENTLEMEN, 785 00:55:08,088 --> 00:55:10,090 ALONG THE 33rd PARALLEL, 786 00:55:10,090 --> 00:55:12,092 A LINE WILL BE DRAWN. 787 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,266 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 788 00:55:53,633 --> 00:55:55,635 ♪ GAILLARDIA ♪ 789 00:55:55,635 --> 00:56:01,774 ♪ GAILLARDIA HA HA HA HA HA HA ♪ 790 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:14,287 [ Whistle Blows ] 791 00:56:34,174 --> 00:56:36,176 [ Bell Tolling ] 792 00:56:41,181 --> 00:56:43,183 [ Male Newscaster ] THIS IS THE BBC HOME SERVICE. 793 00:56:43,683 --> 00:56:46,185 HERE IS THE 8:00 NEWS. 794 00:56:46,186 --> 00:56:49,689 THE KING OF GAILLARDIA ARRIVES IN LONDON TODAY. 795 00:56:49,689 --> 00:56:52,692 HE IS COMING HERE AT THE INVITATION OF THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT... 796 00:56:52,692 --> 00:56:58,197 TO DISCUSS FUTURE RELATIONS BETWEEN THIS COUNTRY AND THE NORTHERN HALF OF THE ISLAND. 797 00:56:58,198 --> 00:57:01,701 THE FOREIGN SECRETARY, TOGETHER WITH MR. DE VERE CARLTON-BROWNE, 798 00:57:01,701 --> 00:57:05,705 OUR SPECIAL AMBASSADOR, WHO HAS HIMSELF JUST RETURNED FROM GAILLARDIA, 799 00:57:05,705 --> 00:57:07,707 WILL BE AT LONDON AIRPORT TO MEET HIM. 800 00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:14,848 I UNDERSTAND HE'S ANGRY, HAVING HIS COUNTRY DIVIDED IN HALF. 801 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,850 WE SHALL HAVE TO BUTTER HIM UP A BIT. 802 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:20,353 MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF WE GOT HIM MARRIED TO SOME ENGLISH GIRL. 803 00:57:20,353 --> 00:57:24,357 I'D THOUGHT OF THAT, SIR. ANYONE IN MIND ? 804 00:57:24,357 --> 00:57:27,360 WELL, I HAD THOUGHT OF A COUSIN OF MINE, LADY ANGELA GORE-CHESSINGTON, 805 00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:29,862 WHO IS, OF COURSE, RELATED TO THE DUKE OF SUFFOLK. 806 00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:33,866 I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH OF HER HERE. 807 00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:38,371 'FRAID IT'S RATHER BLURRED. SHE'S JOINT MASTER OF THE BITCHLEY. 808 00:57:38,371 --> 00:57:41,874 WHAT, THIS ONE ? 'TIS A BAD SNAP, ISN'T IT ? 809 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:46,879 THAT'S ONE OF HER HUNTERS. SHE'S THE ONE ON THE LEFT. EXTREMELY WEALTHY. 810 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:49,382 SHE'D NEED TO BE. YE-- 811 00:57:49,749 --> 00:57:52,752 ♪ [ Fanfare ] 812 00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,758 SEE THAT HE GETS THE FULL V.I.P. TREATMENT. 813 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,902 [ Crowd Chattering ] 814 00:58:16,409 --> 00:58:18,411 WE HOPE, SIR, THAT YOU'LL BE COMFORTABLE. IF YOU SHOULD WANT ANYTHING-- 815 00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:21,414 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I WANT, THE OTHER HALF OF MY COUNTRY BACK. 816 00:58:21,414 --> 00:58:24,417 THERE WILL BE A SERIES OF MEETINGS-- BUT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE IT BACK ? 817 00:58:24,918 --> 00:58:28,421 WE'RE ANXIOUS TO GIVE EVERY ASSISTANCE-- I SHALL STILL WANT IT BACK. 818 00:58:28,421 --> 00:58:32,425 [ Crowd ] HOORAY ! HOORAY ! WELL, GOOD-BYE. 819 00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:37,430 APPARENTLY, OUR MAN'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT. 820 00:58:38,431 --> 00:58:40,433 AH, MINISTER. 821 00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:42,935 SIR JOHN FARTHING AND HIS TEAM HAVE JUST ARRIVED, SIR. 822 00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,438 THAT'S THE, UH, CANADIAN ICE HOCKEY TEAM ? 823 00:58:45,438 --> 00:58:47,940 NO. OUR EXPERT FROM GAILLARDIA, SIR. 824 00:58:47,941 --> 00:58:50,443 GOOD HEAVENS. I'LL SEE HIM AT ONCE. YES, SIR. 825 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:53,946 AH. TUFTON-SLADE ? YES ? SIR JOHN ? 826 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:57,951 AYE. MY DEAR FELLOW. COME AND SIT DOWN. BRING A CHAIR. 827 00:58:57,951 --> 00:59:00,954 WE'VE BEEN QUITE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 828 00:59:00,954 --> 00:59:05,458 NOW, DO SIT DOWN. CIGARETTE ? I HAVE MY PIPE. 829 00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:08,461 NOW, TELL ME. WELL, WE FOUND IT. 830 00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:10,964 NO ! I SAY WE DID ! 831 00:59:10,964 --> 00:59:14,217 SPLENDID ! THERE ARE VERY LARGE DEPOSITS. 832 00:59:14,217 --> 00:59:17,720 THERE ARE ? TREMENDOUS DEPOSITS, COMPARATIVELY SPEAKING. 833 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,722 WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 834 00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,224 NOW, TELL ME. WHAT, UM-- 835 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:26,229 WHAT, UH, ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH IT ? 836 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:30,233 DO WITH IT ? THIS, UH-- THIS STUFF. 837 00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:34,237 THE COBALT ? COBALT. 838 00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:36,739 AH, YES, I SEE. 839 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:39,241 YES, OF COURSE, THAT'S, UH... 840 00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:44,247 STUFF YOU'LL FIND IN CHILDREN'S PAINT BOXES ? 841 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:46,749 IT'S WHAT YOU PAINT ON A HYDROGEN BOMB... 842 00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:50,252 TO GET AN EXPLOSION OF 93 G.X.Z. 843 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:55,758 I'M VERY HAPPY TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOW IN A POSITION TO BLOW THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SMITHEREENS. 844 00:59:56,759 --> 01:00:00,262 BUT THAT'S TREMENDOUS ! 845 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:03,766 MY DEAR FELLOW, HOW CAN WE EVER THANK YOU ENOUGH ? 846 01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:08,270 THE MINISTER'S CALLED FOR A MAP. YES, OF COURSE. HELP YOURSELF. 847 01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:12,274 WE'VE PULLED IT OFF. WE HAVE ? 848 01:00:12,275 --> 01:00:15,278 FARTHING SAYS WE'VE FOUND ENOUGH TO BLOW UP THE ENTIRE WORLD. 849 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:18,781 THAT'S TERRIFIC ! WHAT A TRIUMPH FOR YOU. CONGRATULATIONS. 850 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:21,283 OH, ONE DOES WHAT ONE CAN. 851 01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:24,787 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, DON'T LET IT GO ANY FURTHER. NO, OF COURSE NOT. 852 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:32,295 THE MOST TREMENDOUS NEWS. C.B.'S BROUGHT IT OFF. YES ? HE HAS ? 853 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:37,300 WE CAN BLOW UP THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ANY TIME WE WISH. WHAT ? 854 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:41,304 BUT THAT'S APPALLING. DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SEE THE GLOOMY SIDE OF EVERYTHING ? 855 01:00:44,307 --> 01:00:46,809 AH, HERE WE ARE, SIR JOHN. 856 01:00:46,809 --> 01:00:50,813 NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST PINPOINT THE EXACT POSITION OF THE DEPOSITS. 857 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:57,687 IT'S ALL IN THIS AREA, AROUND... HERE. 858 01:00:57,687 --> 01:01:00,189 [ Minister ] BUT... THAT'S IN THE SOUTH. 859 01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:03,443 OF COURSE IT'S IN THE SOUTH. 860 01:01:03,443 --> 01:01:06,446 ARE YOU QUITE SURE ? NATURALLY, I'M SURE. 861 01:01:07,947 --> 01:01:11,951 DO YOU HEAR THAT ? WE'VE GOT THE WRONG HALF. 862 01:01:15,455 --> 01:01:17,957 [ Amphibulos ] YES, OH, YES, YES. 863 01:01:17,957 --> 01:01:19,959 YES. 864 01:01:20,460 --> 01:01:22,962 YES, I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU SAY. 865 01:01:22,962 --> 01:01:26,966 MM. BUT ALREADY HIS MAJESTY IS WAITING FOR TWO WEEKS. 866 01:01:26,966 --> 01:01:31,971 YOU ASK HIM HERE FOR URGENT TALKS AND LEAVE HIM TO TALK TO HIMSELF. 867 01:01:31,971 --> 01:01:35,975 NO, THANK YOU. HIS MAJESTY DOES NOT WISH TO SEE THE TOWER OF LONDON. 868 01:01:35,975 --> 01:01:38,978 ALREADY HE WAS AT BATTERSEA POWER STATION YESTERDAY, 869 01:01:39,479 --> 01:01:41,481 AND HE HATES THAT ALBERT MEMORIAL. 870 01:01:42,482 --> 01:01:44,984 NOW, PLEASE, PLEASE. 871 01:01:44,984 --> 01:01:48,487 HE WANTS ONLY TO SEE THE FOREIGN OFFICE. 872 01:01:49,989 --> 01:01:51,991 THAT'S RIGHT. 873 01:01:52,492 --> 01:01:54,494 THANK YOU. OKAY. GOOD-BYE. 874 01:01:55,995 --> 01:01:58,497 WELL, WHAT'S THE EXCUSE THIS TIME ? 875 01:01:58,498 --> 01:02:01,000 THE MINISTER'S GOT A COLD IN THE HEAD. 876 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,004 YESTERDAY HIS CAR BROKE DOWN. THE DAY BEFORE THEIR ADVISORS WENT TO THE WRONG MINISTRY. 877 01:02:05,004 --> 01:02:09,008 THEY SAY NOW THEY TRY TO ARRANGE SOMETHING QUICKLY. THEY OUGHT TO TRY HARDER. 878 01:02:09,008 --> 01:02:12,011 THERE'S SOMETHING VERY PECULIAR GOING ON. I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IT IS. 879 01:02:28,528 --> 01:02:32,031 I GO NOW TO THE FOREIGN SECRETARY. I SEE YOU WHEN I RETURN. YES, UNCLE. 880 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:37,920 WITH YOUR MAJESTY'S GRACIOUS PERMISSION, WE WILL ATTEND TO THE FLOWERS. 881 01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:41,924 THEY'VE JUST BEEN DONE. 882 01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:46,929 WE REGRET THE INCONVENIENCE YOUR MAJESTY. THERE APPEARS TO BE SOME SLIGHT MISUNDERSTANDING. 883 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:28,471 IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE THE KING OF GAILLARDIA STAYING ? 884 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:32,975 AH, YES, MA'AM. BUT I UNDERSTAND THAT HE MAY LEAVING QUITE SHORTLY. 885 01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,978 WE DO HOPE YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY HERE. WELL, HERE WE ARE. 886 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:45,354 OH, I'M SO SORRY. OH ! 887 01:03:47,607 --> 01:03:50,109 IT IS POSSIBLE-- AND I USE THE WORD ADVISEDLY-- 888 01:03:50,610 --> 01:03:53,613 POSSIBLE THAT WE MIGHT PAY SOMETHING. 889 01:03:53,613 --> 01:03:56,616 I SUGGEST 17 MILLION. 890 01:03:56,616 --> 01:04:00,119 I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST TWO AND A HALF. 891 01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:05,758 YOU MUST HAVE A WORD WITH THE MINISTER AT ONCE. WHY ? 892 01:04:05,758 --> 01:04:08,260 THE KING OF GAILLARDIA'S JUST ARRIVED. 893 01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:11,264 BUT THE MINISTER'S WITH THE GRAND DUKE ! HE INSISTS ON SEEING HIM. 894 01:04:11,764 --> 01:04:15,267 HE CAN'T ! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO. HE'S IN THE ANTEROOM. 895 01:04:27,146 --> 01:04:30,149 WHERE DO I FIND THE MINISTER ? OH, NOT HERE, SIR. 896 01:04:30,149 --> 01:04:32,151 OUT THAT DOOR, TURN RIGHT, STRAIGHT DOWN THE CORRIDOR. 897 01:04:32,151 --> 01:04:35,154 YOU'LL FIND SOMEBODY TO DIRECT YOU. THANK YOU. 898 01:04:40,159 --> 01:04:43,662 WHERE IS HE ? WELL, HE WAS HERE. 899 01:04:45,164 --> 01:04:48,167 WHERE'S THE KING ? THE KING OF GAILLARDIA ! THE WHAT ? 900 01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:54,306 A BLOKE CAME IN JUST NOW AND ASKED FOR THE MINISTER. HE JUST LEFT. 901 01:04:55,808 --> 01:04:57,810 THERE HE IS. 902 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,317 SIR ! SIR ! HM ? 903 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,321 I'M SO SORRY. IT WAS YOUR COAT. 904 01:05:13,826 --> 01:05:17,329 MINISTER'S CONFERENCE ? THE CENTER DOOR, SIR. THANK YOU. 905 01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:27,339 - [ Thuds ] - COME IN. 906 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:31,844 YOUR MAJESTY, MIGHT I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU ? NOT NOW, MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. 907 01:05:31,844 --> 01:05:34,713 IT'S A MATTER OF SOME URGENCY. I'M HERE TO SEE THE MINISTER. 908 01:05:34,714 --> 01:05:38,217 I DO UNDERSTAND, BUT AT THE MOMENT-- KINDLY GET OUT OF MY WAY ! 909 01:05:38,217 --> 01:05:42,721 I VERY MUCH REGRET-- OOH ! SO DO I ! 910 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:48,110 [ Minister ] YOUR MAJESTY, I REALLY MUST ASK THAT YOU-- 911 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,613 THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO KNOW. 912 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:54,984 WHY ON EARTH DID YOU BRING HIM IN HERE ? 913 01:05:54,984 --> 01:05:56,986 BRING ? 914 01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:23,645 [ Amphibulos Chuckling ] 915 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:27,149 YOU WILL PLEASE TELL HIS MOST GRACIOUS EXCELLENCY, THE GRAND DUKE, 916 01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:30,152 THAT THERE IS MUCH I CAN NOW DO TO ASSIST HIM. 917 01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:35,657 HE IS NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE KING, BECAUSE THE BRITISH HAVE DROPPED HIM LIKE A BAKED POTATO. 918 01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:38,661 SO NOW I THINK IT'S VERY SIMPLE FOR ALL OF US. 919 01:06:38,661 --> 01:06:44,166 YOU WILL PLEASE EXPLAIN TO YOUR UNCLE THAT WITH ME BEHIND THE THRONE, 920 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:48,170 AND HIM IN FRONT OF IT, YOU WILL BE, UM-- 921 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:52,174 HOW THEY SAY ? STANDING PRETTY. [ Chuckling ] 922 01:06:52,174 --> 01:06:55,677 THEN, OF COURSE, YOU WILL BE QUEEN, 923 01:06:55,678 --> 01:07:00,182 AND THIS YOUNG MAN, WHO, IN ANY CASE, IS VERY STUPID, WILL BE THROWN OUT. 924 01:07:00,182 --> 01:07:03,685 IS THAT ALL ? YES. TELL HIM, PLEASE. 925 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:06,688 VERY WELL. [ Alexis ] ILYENA ? 926 01:07:10,810 --> 01:07:14,313 AH, ILYENA. YOU MUST GET YOURSELF READY AT ONCE. WHAT FOR ? 927 01:07:14,313 --> 01:07:16,815 MR. CARLTON-BROWNE, HE IS BRINGING HIS COUSIN TO MEET YOU, 928 01:07:16,816 --> 01:07:18,818 THE HEIR TO THE DUKE OF SUFFOLK. 929 01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,822 COME IN, AMPHIBULOS. 930 01:07:25,825 --> 01:07:28,327 HAD A PROFITABLE AFTERNOON ? [ Chuckling ] 931 01:07:28,327 --> 01:07:31,830 YOUR MAJESTY, I, EH-- 932 01:07:31,831 --> 01:07:34,834 I'VE BEEN ASLEEP. HEH ! 933 01:07:34,834 --> 01:07:38,337 HE SAYS THAT THE KING HAS BEEN DROPPED BY THE BRITISH. I KNOW THAT. 934 01:07:38,838 --> 01:07:42,842 AND HE FEELS THAT NOW YOU COULD WORK VERY WELL TOGETHER. OH, HE DOES, DOES HE ? 935 01:07:42,842 --> 01:07:46,846 AND I'M BEGINNING TO THINK HE'S RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU SAY ? 936 01:07:46,846 --> 01:07:50,349 I THINK WHAT BOTH OF YOU ARE DOING IS HORRIBLE, JUST HORRIBLE ! 937 01:08:01,861 --> 01:08:03,362 PLEASE ! 938 01:08:06,866 --> 01:08:10,870 HELLO ! MISS ADRIANOS. YOU REMEMBER ME ? 939 01:08:10,870 --> 01:08:12,872 YES, OF COURSE. MR. JONES. 940 01:08:14,874 --> 01:08:16,876 WELL, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 941 01:08:28,888 --> 01:08:31,390 YOU'RE THE FIRST NICE THING THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME. 942 01:08:31,390 --> 01:08:35,394 OH, EM, WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO ? 943 01:08:35,394 --> 01:08:37,896 NOWHERE. MAY I COME TOO ? 944 01:08:47,907 --> 01:08:51,293 SO YOU KNOW THAT OLD BEAR, DO YOU ? YES, I DO. 945 01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:53,295 AND ILYENA ? EVEN BETTER. 946 01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:56,798 I HAVEN'T SEEN HER SINCE SHE WAS A SPOTTY-FACED LITTLE HORROR OF ABOUT TEN. 947 01:08:58,801 --> 01:09:01,804 CAN WE GO IN HERE ? ANYWHERE YOU LIKE. 948 01:09:03,806 --> 01:09:07,559 THE MINISTER'S GIVEN ME EXACTLY THREE DAYS TO SETTLE THE WHOLE MATTER. 949 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,563 IF YOU DO MARRY HER IT'LL MEAN LIVING THERE FOR PART OF THE YEAR. 950 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:12,565 HMM. ANYTHING TO SHOOT ? 951 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:16,068 ONLY THE NATIVES. [ Chuckles ] [ Chuckles ] WHAT FUN. 952 01:09:17,820 --> 01:09:21,323 [ Male Newsreel Commentator ] AS POLLING DAY DRAWS NEAR IN THE GOSFORD GREEN BYE-ELECTION, 953 01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,825 EXCITEMENT MOUNTS RAPIDLY TO FEVER PITCH. 954 01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:26,829 THANK YOU. IT WAS SOMEONE I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE. 955 01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,831 SHH ! 956 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:31,834 HERE AT FIRSTHAND, A TYPICAL HOUSEWIFE GIVES OUR ROVING CAMERA... 957 01:09:32,201 --> 01:09:35,204 HER VIEWS ON THE BURNING ISSUES OF THE DAY. 958 01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:39,341 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE COLD WAR, MRS. CARTER ? I BEG YOUR PARDON ? 959 01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:43,345 THE INTERNATIONAL SITUATION. DO YOU THINK IT'S GETTING ANY EASIER ? 960 01:09:43,345 --> 01:09:46,848 WELL... [ Laughs ] I DON'T REALLY KNOW. 961 01:09:46,849 --> 01:09:51,353 HM ! OF COURSE NOT. THEY SAY THAT THIS ELECTION WILL BE WON ON THE TRADE ISSUE. 962 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:56,358 DO YOU THINK WE'RE WINNING THE BATTLE OF EXPORTS ? WELL, I COULDN'T SAY. 963 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:58,360 NO. QUITE. 964 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,863 THEY'RE TELLING ME LOCALLY THAT YOU'RE ALL VERY CONCERNED ABOUT THE PROVISION OF NEW SCHOOLS. 965 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:03,866 OH, YES. DO YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT THAT ? 966 01:10:03,866 --> 01:10:06,869 WELL, I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT. 967 01:10:06,869 --> 01:10:09,872 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU'VE BEEN MOST HELPFUL. THANK YOU. 968 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:14,877 I'M SURE WE ALL HAVE A CLEARER IDEA OF WHAT IS IN THE MIND OF THE BRITISH HOUSEWIFE TODAY. 969 01:10:14,877 --> 01:10:17,880 THANK YOU, MRS. CARTER. THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 970 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,382 ♪ [ Fanfare ] 971 01:10:20,382 --> 01:10:23,885 [ Commentator ] FROM THE ISLAND OF GAILLARDIA, SCENE OF A RECENT ROYAL ASSASSINATION, 972 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:27,639 IMPORTANT VISITORS RECENTLY ARRIVED AT LONDON AIRPORT. I THINK WE CAN GO NOW. 973 01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:31,143 NO, LET'S SEE THIS. WE DIDN'T PAY TO LISTEN TO YOU TWO. 974 01:10:31,143 --> 01:10:34,146 - OH, SORRY. - FOLLOWING CLOSELY ON THE HEELS OF THE YOUNG KING, 975 01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:37,399 THE GRAND DUKE ALEXIS IS HERE FOR URGENT TALKS WITH THE GOVERNMENT. 976 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:40,402 HIGH FOREIGN OFFICE OFFICIALS WERE THERE TO GREET HIM. 977 01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:43,271 HE IS ACCOMPANIED BY HIS NIECE THE PRINCESS ILYENA, 978 01:10:43,272 --> 01:10:46,908 WHOSE GRACE AND CHARM IMMEDIATELY WON THE AFFECTION OF ALL THOSE WHO MET HER. 979 01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:50,913 A FIGURE OF RADIANT BEAUTY, HER PRESENCE HERE IN ENGLAND, 980 01:10:50,913 --> 01:10:53,415 TOGETHER WITH HER UNCLE THE GRAND DUKE, WILL DO MUCH TO CEMENT RELATIONS... 981 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:55,917 BETWEEN TWO ISLAND PEOPLES. 982 01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:58,921 SO THAT'S IT. 983 01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:01,423 I'M SORRY. I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT. 984 01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:03,925 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS. I'M GONNA GET THE MANAGER. 985 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:06,428 THERE'S NO NEED. WE'RE GOING. 986 01:11:13,936 --> 01:11:15,938 WELL, MISS ADRIANOS ? 987 01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:21,944 I'M SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO DECEIVE YOU... 988 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,946 MR. JONES. 989 01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:27,950 PLEASE, IF YOU LET ME, I WILL EXPLAIN. 990 01:11:28,951 --> 01:11:31,453 YOU'D BETTER. TAXI. 991 01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,906 ♪ [ Lounge ] 992 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:47,169 UNCLE ALEX IS GOING TO BE VERY ANGRY. 993 01:11:47,169 --> 01:11:49,671 THAT MAKES IT JUST PERFECT. [ Giggles ] 994 01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:55,177 OH, BRING ANOTHER BOTTLE, WILL YOU ? OUI, MONSIEUR. 995 01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:02,184 WHAT'S THAT LOUNGE SUIT DOING HERE ? THAT'S THE KING OF GAILLARDIA. 996 01:12:02,184 --> 01:12:04,686 I DON'T CARE IF IT'S BILLY HILL. WE AREN'T HAVING LOUNGE SUITS HERE. 997 01:12:05,187 --> 01:12:07,689 WELL, HE'S ORDERED ANOTHER BOTTLE OF THE BEST. 998 01:12:07,690 --> 01:12:10,192 WELL, UH... DON'T TAKE A CHECK. 999 01:12:13,195 --> 01:12:15,697 IS YOUR NIECE LIKELY TO BE MUCH LONGER, SIR ? 1000 01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:18,200 I'M SORRY. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT'S KEEPING HER. 1001 01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:22,705 ILYENA ? 1002 01:12:24,206 --> 01:12:26,208 ILYENA ? 1003 01:12:27,710 --> 01:12:30,212 WHAT'S SHE LIKE TO LOOK AT ? YOU'LL SOON SEE. 1004 01:12:32,715 --> 01:12:36,719 I APOLOGIZE, GENTLEMEN. IT-- IT SEEMS MY NIECE HAS DISAPPEARED. 1005 01:12:38,721 --> 01:12:41,223 ILYENA ? YES ? 1006 01:12:41,223 --> 01:12:44,226 SUPPOSE YOU WERE RUNNING A SMALL FAMILY CONCERN, 1007 01:12:44,226 --> 01:12:47,229 AND YOU LEARN THAT A BIG CORPORATION HAS DECIDED TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS. 1008 01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:50,732 MM-HMM ? THEN YOU DISCOVER A RELATIVE IS TO BE PUT IN YOUR PLACE. 1009 01:12:50,733 --> 01:12:55,738 AND THAT YOUR MANAGER IS TRYING TO DO A DEAL WITH BOTH OF THEM BEHIND YOUR BACK ? 1010 01:12:55,738 --> 01:12:58,741 YES, THAT'S IT. 1011 01:12:58,741 --> 01:13:01,243 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? 1012 01:13:01,243 --> 01:13:03,245 [ Sighs ] I DON'T KNOW. 1013 01:13:05,748 --> 01:13:07,750 I WONDER-- 1014 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:10,252 SUPPOSE YOU PUT IT TO THE SHAREHOLDERS. 1015 01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:12,254 YOU MEAN THE-- 1016 01:13:15,257 --> 01:13:17,259 THAT'S QUITE AN IDEA AT THAT. 1017 01:13:19,762 --> 01:13:22,264 YOU KNOW, YOU AND I OUGHT TO GET TOGETHER. 1018 01:13:29,772 --> 01:13:32,775 GOOD NIGHT, YOUR MAJESTY. 1019 01:13:54,797 --> 01:13:56,799 GOOD NIGHT, DARLING. 1020 01:15:03,415 --> 01:15:05,417 DID YOU SEE THE GRAND DUKE ? 1021 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:09,421 NO. CAN'T MAKE IT OUT. HE'S BEING MOST ELUSIVE. IS THAT MY TEA ? 1022 01:15:09,421 --> 01:15:12,424 YES. HOW ABOUT THE GIRL ? THAT'S JUST THE POINT. 1023 01:15:12,424 --> 01:15:15,927 THREE DAYS, AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET HER. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MINISTER'S GOING TO SAY. 1024 01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,930 [ Minister On Intercom ] CARLTON-BROWNE ? SIR ? 1025 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:20,933 - COME AND SEE ME AT ONCE. - YES, SIR. 1026 01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:37,449 YES, MINISTER ? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO NOW, CARLTON-BROWNE ? 1027 01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:41,453 I GAVE YOU THREE DAYS TO SETTLE THIS GAILLARDIA AFFAIR, AND WHAT HAPPENS ? 1028 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:43,955 THE KING SLIPS THROUGH OUR HANDS, RETURNS TO THE ISLAND... 1029 01:15:43,956 --> 01:15:45,958 AND SENDS ME THE RUDEST TELEGRAM I'VE EVER RECEIVED. 1030 01:15:45,958 --> 01:15:50,462 THE PRINCESS-- AFTER ONE LOOK, PRESUMABLY, AT YOUR COUSIN-- 1031 01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:52,464 GOES AFTER HIM. 1032 01:15:52,464 --> 01:15:54,466 SO DOES THE GRAND DUKE. 1033 01:15:54,466 --> 01:15:57,969 AND TO CAP EVERYTHING, WE'VE JUST HAD WORD THAT A REVOLUTION HAS BROKEN OUT. 1034 01:15:57,970 --> 01:15:59,972 REVOLUTION, SIR ? 1035 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:03,976 THREE SECURITY SLIPUPS, ALL OUR NEGOTIATIONS WRECKED AND A REVOLUTION. 1036 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:05,978 HOW EXTRAORDINARY. 1037 01:16:05,978 --> 01:16:07,980 EXTRAORDINARY, YES. 1038 01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:10,983 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT PUT YOU IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING, 1039 01:16:10,983 --> 01:16:14,486 AND WITHIN 24 HOURS THIS DEPARTMENT IS FACING A CRISIS. 1040 01:16:15,487 --> 01:16:19,991 TSK. WE'RE COMMITTED NOW. WE CAN'T BACK OUT. 1041 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:23,495 WE SHALL HAVE TO SEND TROOPS IN FAST. 1042 01:16:23,495 --> 01:16:25,497 WHO WAS THAT MILITARY FELLOW YOU HAD OUT THERE ? 1043 01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:27,499 EH, BELLINGHAM, SIR ? 1044 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,503 HE'LL HAVE TO TAKE CHARGE. KNOWS THE COUNTRY. 1045 01:16:31,503 --> 01:16:35,006 [ Switch Clicks ] I WANT C.I.G.S. WAR OFFICE, FIRST LORD ADMIRALTY, 1046 01:16:35,007 --> 01:16:38,010 SECRETARY FOR AIR AND THE SECRETARY TO THE CABINET IN THAT ORDER. 1047 01:16:38,010 --> 01:16:41,630 - [ Switch Clicks ] - AND, CARLTON-BROWNE, 1048 01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:46,134 ALTHOUGH THE PROSPECT APPALLS ME, WITH HALF MY STAFF TIED UP AT THE UNITED NATIONS... 1049 01:16:46,134 --> 01:16:49,137 AND THE OTHER HALF IN BED WITH ASIAN FLU, 1050 01:16:49,137 --> 01:16:51,639 I AM RELUCTANTLY OBLIGED TO PLACE THE COUNTRY'S INTERESTS... 1051 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:54,643 IN THE HANDS OF THE VERY LAST PERSON I'D HAVE CHOSEN... 1052 01:16:54,643 --> 01:16:58,146 FOR A MISSION OF THIS KIND. OH ? WHO'S THAT, SIR ? 1053 01:16:58,146 --> 01:17:02,150 YOU, YOU-- YOU HALF-WITTED HALIBUT ! 1054 01:17:20,669 --> 01:17:24,172 ♪ [ Women Vocalizing ] 1055 01:17:24,172 --> 01:17:26,174 ALL HISTORY SHOWS... 1056 01:17:26,174 --> 01:17:30,178 THAT A HOUSE ARTIFICIALLY DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND. 1057 01:17:30,562 --> 01:17:34,065 GENTLEMEN, FOR THE FUTURE PEACE OF GAILLARDIA-- 1058 01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:36,068 NAY, OF THE WHOLE WORLD-- 1059 01:17:36,435 --> 01:17:40,439 WE ASK THAT THIS LINE BE WITHDRAWN. 1060 01:17:40,439 --> 01:17:42,574 ♪ [ Vocalizing Continues ] 1061 01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:45,577 ON THE MOTION OF GREAT BRITAIN... 1062 01:17:45,577 --> 01:17:50,582 THAT BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH THE LINE BE WITHDRAWN. 1063 01:17:50,582 --> 01:17:53,585 [ Gavel Bangs ] UNITED STATES ? 1064 01:17:53,585 --> 01:17:55,453 PAKISTAN ? ACHA. 1065 01:17:55,454 --> 01:17:57,456 ARGENTINE ? SI. 1066 01:17:57,456 --> 01:17:59,958 JAPAN ? [ Man ] HAI. 1067 01:18:00,459 --> 01:18:05,213 - U.S.S.R. ? - NYET ! 1068 01:18:05,213 --> 01:18:07,715 [ Mutterings ] I THOUGHT AS MUCH. 1069 01:18:07,716 --> 01:18:13,221 [ Speaking Russian ] 1070 01:18:13,221 --> 01:18:15,973 WHAT'S HE SAYING ? 1071 01:18:15,974 --> 01:18:19,978 THE SOVIETS SUPPORT THE SPONTANEOUS REVOLT OF THE PEOPLE AGAINST FASCIST AGGRESSION. 1072 01:18:19,978 --> 01:18:25,483 THEY'RE SENDING 11 AIRCRAFT CARRIERS AND 19 CRUISERS ON A GOODWILL VISIT. 1073 01:18:25,484 --> 01:18:27,486 [ Mutterings ] [ Sighs ] 1074 01:18:28,987 --> 01:18:32,490 AND WE'VE SENT CARLTON-BROWNE. 1075 01:18:32,491 --> 01:18:35,994 [ Bellingham ] ALL RIGHT, CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER. GATHER 'ROUND, EVERYBODY. COME ON. 1076 01:18:35,994 --> 01:18:37,996 SORRY I'M LATE. 1077 01:18:43,001 --> 01:18:46,504 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ? I HAD TO GO BACK FOR MY EARPLUGS. 1078 01:18:46,505 --> 01:18:49,508 ALL RIGHT, PAY ATTENTION, EVERYBODY. NOW HERE'S A PICTURE. 1079 01:18:49,508 --> 01:18:53,512 THE REVOLUTION STARTED IN THE NORTH AT PRACTICALLY IN OUR POSITION, 1080 01:18:53,512 --> 01:18:56,014 THEN OVER THE LINE DRIVING SOUTH. 1081 01:18:56,014 --> 01:18:58,516 REBEL HEADQUARTERS IN THIS VILLAGE HERE. 1082 01:18:58,517 --> 01:19:02,521 THEY'VE NO IDEA WE'RE IN THE COUNTRY, SO IT SHOULD BE A PRETTY GOOD PARTY. 1083 01:19:02,521 --> 01:19:05,524 RIGHT. WE'RE HERE, THEN, STRAIGHT ACROSS THEIR LINE OF ADVANCE. 1084 01:19:05,524 --> 01:19:07,526 OUR ATTACK GOES IN AT 0200. 1085 01:19:07,526 --> 01:19:10,529 TWENTY MINUTES TO MOP UP ADVANCE POSTS AND CONSOLIDATE. 1086 01:19:11,029 --> 01:19:15,033 ONE HOUR, 45 TO REBEL H.Q. WHICH WILL BE TAKEN BY 0440. 1087 01:19:15,033 --> 01:19:17,535 THAT SHOULD GIVE US PLENTY OF TIME TO COURT-MARTIAL THE LEADERS, 1088 01:19:17,536 --> 01:19:20,038 SHOOT 'EM, POLISH EQUIPMENT BEFORE BREAKFAST. 1089 01:19:20,539 --> 01:19:23,542 ANY QUESTIONS ? OH, WHAT TIME IS BREAKFAST ? 1090 01:19:24,042 --> 01:19:26,544 OH, YOU CAN HAVE IT ANYTIME. WHERE DOES ONE GET IT ? 1091 01:19:26,545 --> 01:19:29,548 WELL, HAVEN'T YOU BROUGHT ANY ? YOU'RE NOT ON OUR STRENGTH, YOU KNOW. 1092 01:19:29,548 --> 01:19:33,552 ANYTHING ELSE ? ALL RIGHT, SYNCHRONIZE WATCHES. 1093 01:19:33,552 --> 01:19:37,556 - I MAKE IT 0135:15 SECONDS. - 0135:16 SECONDS IT IS, SIR. 1094 01:19:37,556 --> 01:19:41,560 - I SAID 15. - YES, BUT I WAS ALLOWING THE TIME YOU WERE SPEAKING. 1095 01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,563 I SPOKE FOR MORE THAN A SECOND. WHAT DO YOU MAKE IT NOW ? WELL, SIR-- 1096 01:19:44,563 --> 01:19:49,067 UH, 0135:28, SIR. 29, SIR. 31, SIR. 1097 01:19:49,067 --> 01:19:51,069 NONSENSE. MY WATCH-- OH, STOP THIS ! 1098 01:19:51,570 --> 01:19:54,072 C.B., WHAT DO YOU MAKE IT ? HMM ? OH. 1099 01:19:57,075 --> 01:19:59,577 I'M AFRAID MINE'S STOPPED. 1100 01:19:59,578 --> 01:20:02,581 EVERYONE WILL NOW SET THEIR WATCHES AT 0136. 1101 01:20:03,081 --> 01:20:06,084 D.R. IS AT 0140, MINUS TWO, PLUS THREE. GOT THAT ? 1102 01:20:06,585 --> 01:20:08,587 YES, SIR. RIGHT. FALL OUT. NO SMOKING. 1103 01:20:17,596 --> 01:20:20,098 DIDN'T YOU SAY "NO SMOKING" ? HMM ? 1104 01:20:20,098 --> 01:20:21,849 FOLLOW ME. 1105 01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:35,113 [ Man Snoring ] 1106 01:20:37,616 --> 01:20:39,618 [ War Whoop ] 1107 01:20:40,619 --> 01:20:42,621 [ Explosion ] 1108 01:20:46,124 --> 01:20:48,126 [ Gunfire ] 1109 01:20:48,126 --> 01:20:50,628 BELLINGHAM ! BELLINGHAM ! WHAT'S THAT ? HMM ? WHAT ? 1110 01:20:50,629 --> 01:20:52,631 LISTEN. [ Gunfire ] 1111 01:20:52,631 --> 01:20:55,133 HELLO, ROLLO. ROLLO ANSWERING. 1112 01:20:55,133 --> 01:20:57,635 MESSAGE RECEIVED AND UNDERSTOOD. OFF. [ Switch Clicks ] 1113 01:20:57,636 --> 01:21:01,640 - ATTACK ON ADVANCE POST JUST GOING IN, SIR. - DEAD ON ! THEY'VE STARTED. 1114 01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:05,143 NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. WE FOLLOW UP IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR. 1115 01:21:05,143 --> 01:21:07,145 GOOD. 1116 01:21:07,145 --> 01:21:09,147 [ Gunfire Continues ] 1117 01:21:11,149 --> 01:21:13,151 HELLO, ROLLO. ROLLO CALLING. 1118 01:21:13,652 --> 01:21:16,154 REPORT MY SIGNALS. HELLO, ROLLO. 1119 01:21:16,154 --> 01:21:19,657 ROLLO CALLING. ARE YOU RECEIVING ME ? 1120 01:21:19,658 --> 01:21:22,160 REPORT MY SIGNALS. OVER. [ Switch Clicks ] 1121 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:25,163 WHAT PROGRESS ? NONE, SIR WE'VE LOST CONTACT. 1122 01:21:25,163 --> 01:21:28,666 THEY WENT OFF THE AIR IN THE MIDDLE OF A MESSAGE. AH, BLASTED W.T. ! 1123 01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:31,669 ALWAYS PACKS UP JUST WHEN YOU WANT IT. 1124 01:21:31,670 --> 01:21:33,672 [ Gunfire Continues ] 1125 01:21:38,677 --> 01:21:43,682 EXTRAORDINARY, BUT IF ONE DIDN'T KNOW, ONE MIGHT THINK THAT THE SHOOTING IS GETTING NEARER. 1126 01:21:43,682 --> 01:21:48,687 NONSENSE ! PURE ILLUSION. MUST BE THE MOUNTAINS. 1127 01:21:48,687 --> 01:21:50,689 QUITE. [ Loud Thud ] 1128 01:21:53,191 --> 01:21:56,194 WHAT IS IT ? THERE'S A FORCE COMING AT US THOUGH THE FOREST, SIR. 1129 01:21:56,194 --> 01:21:58,196 FROM WHICH DIRECTION ? THERE, SIR. 1130 01:21:58,196 --> 01:22:01,199 WE'RE BEING ATTACKED FROM OVER HERE. WHERE ? 1131 01:22:01,199 --> 01:22:03,701 NONSENSE. 1132 01:22:03,702 --> 01:22:05,704 WHERE ? THERE, SIR. 1133 01:22:05,704 --> 01:22:07,706 [ Shell Whistling ] 1134 01:22:14,095 --> 01:22:16,097 INSIDE, QUICK ! 1135 01:22:48,496 --> 01:22:50,498 LET ME IN ! 1136 01:22:50,498 --> 01:22:52,500 [ Gasps ] 1137 01:22:54,002 --> 01:22:57,005 WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE ? WE'RE BEING ATTACKED ! 1138 01:22:57,005 --> 01:22:59,507 IMPOSSIBLE ! THERE'S NOT A REBEL THIS SIDE OF THE MOUNTAINS ! 1139 01:23:00,508 --> 01:23:02,393 [ Explosion ] 1140 01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:04,896 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM ? 1141 01:23:04,896 --> 01:23:06,898 MUST BE A REBEL FORCE WE HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT. 1142 01:23:06,898 --> 01:23:10,401 WHAT DO WE DO ? ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO. HERE, TAKE THESE. 1143 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:13,905 WE'LL SHOOT OUR WAY OUT. BUT I CAN'T. I'M A CIVILIAN. 1144 01:23:13,905 --> 01:23:16,407 IF I'M CAUGHT WITH THESE, I'LL BE SHOT. IF YOU'RE CAUGHT AT ALL, 1145 01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:18,410 YOU'LL BE SHOT ON THE SPOT. THEY WOULDN'T DARE. 1146 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,912 WOULD THEY ? SHH ! LISTEN. 1147 01:23:20,912 --> 01:23:23,414 [ Silence ] THEY'VE STOPPED FIRING. 1148 01:23:23,915 --> 01:23:26,417 CONTACT AGAIN, SIR. ATTACK PROGRESSING. ADVANCE POST SURROUNDED. 1149 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:30,422 OH, SHUT UP ! LOOK OUT ! [ Banging ] 1150 01:23:37,796 --> 01:23:40,298 QUICK ! THEY'LL KILL US ALL ! 1151 01:23:44,552 --> 01:23:46,554 [ Hacking ] 1152 01:23:50,942 --> 01:23:52,810 MAJOR MILLER ! 1153 01:23:53,061 --> 01:23:55,063 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS ? 1154 01:23:55,063 --> 01:23:59,067 SURROUNDING YOUR OWN HEADQUARTERS ? BLOODY SCANDAL ! 1155 01:23:59,067 --> 01:24:01,069 MUST'VE GONE 'ROUND IN A CIRCLE, SIR. 1156 01:24:01,069 --> 01:24:04,572 IF YOU DIDN'T, YOU'RE GOING TO. PUT YOURSELF UNDER ARREST ! SIR. 1157 01:24:04,572 --> 01:24:06,574 CAPTAIN BOWLES ! SIR. 1158 01:24:06,574 --> 01:24:09,076 TAKE THESE MEN BACK TO THE START LINE. THE OPERATION WILL CONTINUE. 1159 01:24:09,077 --> 01:24:12,080 SIR. ALL RIGHT, FALL IN OVER THERE. FOLLOW ME. 1160 01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:18,086 ON THE DOUBLE ! [ Bowles ] SERGEANT ! GET THESE MEN MOVING ! 1161 01:24:18,086 --> 01:24:20,088 [ Men Shouting ] 1162 01:24:20,088 --> 01:24:22,590 LUCKY THEY DIDN'T SHOOT US. 1163 01:24:22,590 --> 01:24:24,592 I DON'T AGREE. 1164 01:24:27,095 --> 01:24:30,598 NO SIGN OF "A" COMPANY ON THAT FLANK EITHER, SIR. 1165 01:24:30,598 --> 01:24:34,101 CAN'T MAKE IT OUT. SHOULDN'T WE SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR THEM ? 1166 01:24:34,102 --> 01:24:37,105 CERTAINLY NOT. WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND SCHEDULE. 1167 01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:40,108 ANYWAY, THEY COULD BE AHEAD OF US. ALL RIGHT, FALL IN BEHIND. 1168 01:24:40,608 --> 01:24:42,109 COME ON. 1169 01:24:50,618 --> 01:24:53,621 BELLINGHAM, ARE ALL CAMPAIGNS LIKE THIS ? LIKE WHAT ? 1170 01:24:53,621 --> 01:24:56,624 WELL, A SHAMBLES. NOTHING OF THE KIND. 1171 01:24:56,624 --> 01:24:59,126 EVERYTHING'S GOING COMPLETELY ACCORDING TO PLAN. 1172 01:25:00,628 --> 01:25:03,130 WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? AS A MATTER OF FACT, 1173 01:25:03,131 --> 01:25:05,633 IF WE GET THERE BY DAYBREAK, WE CAN STILL CATCH THEM ON THE HOP. 1174 01:25:05,633 --> 01:25:10,137 THE IMPORTANT THING IS INITIATIVE AND SURPRISE, COMPLETE SURPRISE. 1175 01:25:10,638 --> 01:25:12,640 HUH ? 1176 01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,642 CARLTON-BROWNE ! 1177 01:25:17,645 --> 01:25:20,147 [ Men Chattering In Native Language ] 1178 01:25:22,650 --> 01:25:24,652 UNDO THE PRISONERS. 1179 01:25:33,044 --> 01:25:35,546 [ King ] MR. CARLTON-BROWNE... AND YOU, COLONEL. 1180 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:38,550 I BEG YOUR PARDON, BRIGADIER. I SEE YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED. 1181 01:25:38,550 --> 01:25:41,052 WELL, THIS IS QUITE UNEXPECTED. WHERE WERE YOU BOTH OFF TO ? 1182 01:25:41,052 --> 01:25:46,057 - I, SIR, UM-- WE, SIR-- - [ Native ] 1183 01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:49,561 [ Native ] 1184 01:25:49,561 --> 01:25:54,065 - WELL, SIT DOWN, BOTH OF YOU. YOU MUST BE VERY TIRED. - I'D RATHER STAND, THANK YOU. 1185 01:25:54,065 --> 01:25:56,567 WELL, NOW, MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. 1186 01:25:56,568 --> 01:26:01,573 WELL, SIR, W-WE'D, UH-- WE'D HEARD THAT THERE WAS A REVOLUTION, 1187 01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:05,076 AND, UH-- YOU RUSHED TROOPS OUT HERE TO RESCUE ME ? 1188 01:26:05,076 --> 01:26:07,078 UH, YES, SIR. 1189 01:26:07,078 --> 01:26:10,581 WELL, THAT WAS VERY CONSIDERATE. WEREN'T YOU TOLD THAT I STARTED IT ? 1190 01:26:10,582 --> 01:26:13,585 - STARTED WHAT, SIR ? - THE REVOLUTION. 1191 01:26:13,585 --> 01:26:18,089 YOUR MINISTER MADE IT CLEAR THAT IT WAS THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO, AND IT'S GOING VERY WELL. 1192 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:20,592 OH, I AM VERY GLAD, SIR. THANK YOU. 1193 01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:26,097 WELL, APART FROM A FEW OF THE GRAND DUKE'S MEN, IT SEEMS TO BE ALL OVER. 1194 01:26:26,598 --> 01:26:29,100 I THINK I WILL SIT DOWN IF YOU DON'T MIND, SIR. 1195 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:31,602 CERTAINLY. EXCUSE ME A MOMENT. 1196 01:26:34,472 --> 01:26:40,110 AH. GENTLEMEN, I THINK YOU KNOW MY FIANCEE, THE PRINCESS ILYENA. 1197 01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:42,229 THEY'VE GALLANTLY MADE THE MOST ARDUOUS JOURNEY... 1198 01:26:42,730 --> 01:26:45,733 TO BRING US THEIR GOVERNMENT'S CONGRATULATIONS. HOW VERY BRAVE. 1199 01:26:45,733 --> 01:26:49,486 YES. WE SHALL HAVE TO FIND SOME WAY TO EXPRESS OUR GRATITUDE FOR ALL THEY'VE DONE. 1200 01:26:49,487 --> 01:26:51,989 OF COURSE. 1201 01:26:51,990 --> 01:26:55,994 [ King ] WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WILL BE LONG REMEMBERED IN GAILLARDIA. 1202 01:26:55,994 --> 01:27:00,498 WE THEREFORE DO INVEST YOU WITH THE STAR OF ILLISIUM, THIRD CLASS. 1203 01:27:00,498 --> 01:27:03,384 [ Cheering ] 1204 01:27:03,501 --> 01:27:07,004 THAT SURPRISED YOU, DIDN'T IT ? 1205 01:27:07,005 --> 01:27:10,008 ONLY ONE THING CLOUDS OUR HAPPINESS TODAY. 1206 01:27:10,008 --> 01:27:13,511 FOR REASONS OF HEALTH, THE GRAND DUKE ALEXIS... 1207 01:27:13,511 --> 01:27:18,015 HAS DECIDED TO SPEND HIS REMAINING YEARS IN A HOTEL IN PORTUGAL. 1208 01:27:18,016 --> 01:27:20,018 [ Cheering, Applause ] 1209 01:27:20,018 --> 01:27:25,023 MR. AMPHIBULOS, WITH RARE GENEROSITY, HAS RESOLVED TO ACCOMPANY HIM. 1210 01:27:25,156 --> 01:27:27,158 [ Booing, Whistling ] 1211 01:27:32,163 --> 01:27:36,667 AND NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK MR. CARLTON-BROWNE... 1212 01:27:36,668 --> 01:27:39,170 TO KICKOFF FOR THIS GOODWILL FOOTBALL MATCH, 1213 01:27:39,170 --> 01:27:44,175 WHICH WILL MARK THE DEPARTURE OF OUR VISITORS FROM THE U.S.A. AND THE U.S.S.R. 1214 01:27:44,175 --> 01:27:46,677 [ Cheering ] 1215 01:27:48,179 --> 01:27:50,681 THANK YOU, MR. CARLTON-BROWNE. YOUR MAJESTY. 1216 01:28:05,313 --> 01:28:07,315 HM ! 1217 01:28:20,078 --> 01:28:22,580 [ Lady Carlton-Browne ] HOW MANY PARAGRAPHS, ARTHUR ? NONE. 1218 01:28:22,580 --> 01:28:25,082 NONE ? THERE'S A SHORT LEADER. 1219 01:28:25,083 --> 01:28:29,087 "WHEN CADOGAN DE VERE CARLTON-BROWNE LEAVES HOSPITAL TODAY, 1220 01:28:29,087 --> 01:28:32,590 "HE WILL GO STRAIGHT TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE FOR INVESTITURE. 1221 01:28:32,590 --> 01:28:35,092 "HIS KNIGHTHOOD IS A WELL-MERITED REWARD... 1222 01:28:35,093 --> 01:28:39,097 "FOR HIS SERVICES IN THE CAUSE OF WORLD PEACE. 1223 01:28:39,097 --> 01:28:42,600 "HIS HANDLING OF A DIFFICULT SITUATION HAS THROUGHOUT... 1224 01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:46,103 PROVED A TRIUMPH OF BRITISH DIPLOMACY."